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Monday, April 24th, 2006
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10:11a
The Boston Phoenix posts an article listing the 100 most unsexy men in the world. The best part? It's written by two men.
Not gigantic, but there are certainly some fun tidbits of splooge in the comments section.
Edit: Just to clarify - my emphasis on the authors being male is to point out that many people are using it as a reasoning for their splooge. Fair enough to say the article might have been better balanced with a female writer, but that still doesn't make it any less wanky to complain about it in the manner they're doing. Like a list about sexy is *really* going to make everybody happy.
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7:18p - If you're happy and you're stripping, clap your hands!
Oh ho, what is this? More sweet, delicious, and most importantly non-Sages or Nexus related BRPS drama.
It all starts when whenrainfalls, a gritty ex-stripper for the mafia rants about sugary stripper/prostitute sues. You know, the kind with a heart of gold and a mouth of...well, you get the idea. Which is understandable, considering the fact that she recently got an app for a seventeen year old queen of the pole, who brings all the celebs to the yard.
Sadly (or merrily, for us), she's pretty dumb with her words, and people call her on it. Watch, as people point out that not all strippers hate their jobs with a burning rage, not all clubs are drug infested dens of sin straight out of the seediest dark alley in Tijiuana, and that *gasp* sex workers aren't the only romanticized and unrealistic things in RPs.
My favorite part about this, though? The ranter's calling for more hard, gritty realism in an RP that has an adult version of Eric Cartman.
current mood: *sporfle!* (36 comments |comment on this)
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9:15p - Irony: It's what's for dinner!
We all hate self-centered, rude children whose parents taught them no manners, right? Which is what makes these all-too-common rants on CF_Hardcore funnier than hell, and proof that there are a lot of moms and dads out there who clearly need a serious pummeling for not doing a very good job.
Well, apparently somebody else also caught the irony here:
http://community.livejournal.com/cf_hardcore/1728960.html
And, making sure that we get 500% of our daily recommended allowance of iron, the comments to the troll from these "flame-proof" cultural badasses now are in their sixth page. All in an attempt to prove YET AGAIN that "We don't care. Really. We don't. Honestly. And you're an asshole for thinking we do. I mean, why should we care that you're laughing at us? Because we don't care. We swear it--hope to die. And we'll prove this, by posting comment after comment after comment after comment...."
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11:06p
There is trouble in youcantwrite, but then, there always is. For those not in the know, youcantwrite is a rating comm. For journals. With that in mind...
tequilaprophet posts an in-depth review of youngraconteur, repeatedly berating his/her/its victim of the day for being "a fucking liar." Doubtless a surprise for him, his tactic of using the f-word repeatedly doesn't seem to quite catch flies the fancy of other members. In other word--
YOU ARE NOT FUNNY AND YOU POSTURE AS IF YOU ARE.
Don't stoop to such barbarism. When did YOU apply, anyway? Do you happen to have a link to your application? You're being checked!
I like this best: You shitting me, motherfucker? Curse words are just as expressive as vanilla ones. Hex your 'barbarism', and copulate with its excrement. Mind you, I'm not sure if you can hex a word into excreting, so...
The cussing has all the bad ass charm of a school marm.
tequilaprophet, as I understand it from hotlavamonster's posts, has been on this "yeehaw me funny look mom" stint for quite a while. Watch the comm; by its nature, it generates splooge.
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