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Thursday, April 27th, 2006
9:48a - how to be a good Christian wife, according to AnnieAngel
AnnieAngel tells us how to be a good Christian wife.

Choice quotes:
"ALWAYS serve fresh orange juice. Only whores use frozen."

"DO NOT CALL YOUR HUSBAND AT WORK. Nothing will distract him from his responsibilities at work faster than trying to deal with yours as well. It can wait. In the case of an actual emergency, of course, calling him at work is necessary. PMS induced crying jags are not emergencies."

"When choosing a dessert, remember a fat man is a faithful man and a full man falls asleep fast. Use lots of rich icings and creamy fillings."

Some people take offense, of course, and some just take the piss.

"This, ladies and gentlemen, is why we don't let our pets off the collar and onto the computer. Now, back to the bedroom with you, slave! And this time, I want my boots CLEAN!"

"
Suggesting that a 'woman's work' and the activities she engages in throughout the day are meaningless and trivial is an insult to women."

AnnieAngel takes offense to the taking offense:
"I suggest you all take stock of your lives and ask what is truly important in the long run. The position of power is with the woman, if the mother is a WHORE the family will be disfunctional. Fathers rarely play anything other than a disciplinary role and children need something more than that."

And they're off and wanking!

I want a cupcake, now...

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7:57p - More sexism wank! Yay!

Over on mock_the_stupid, [info]pride_of_erin makes a post about her sister accidentally running off the road while leaning to drive.  In the comments, people start discussing automatic vesus manual transmission, and [info]insanefreeek (with his scary icon) makes this post:  http://community.livejournal.com/mock_the_stupid/2234525.html?thread=56240029#t56240029

insanefreeek: I think we've basically all switched to auto in the U.S. because of the people we post about in this community. Most Americans are damned retarded and can't pay attention to anything but talking on their cell phones.

As for the military switching, I think that's smart since it is harder to concentrate on gears and shifting while you are in battle and having bullets buzz around you.

A man that doesnt know how to drive stick, pump gas or change a tire isnt a man at all. Or a person. How does a person NOT know how to pump gas?

To which [info]vegged responds: Whats with the crazy double standards and sexism? Why is it ok for a female to be completely helpless, but not a male? I really have no respect for women or others who think women need to be taken care of. My vagina doesn't give me a free ticket to weakness and stupidity

And they're off.  Highlights include:

insanefreeek: I'm sorry I live in a region where knowing how to shift, gas up and change a tire is a needed thing to be considered a man.

vegged: Wow, its so easy to be a man! I suppose if I crossed the border into your region then I'd grow a penis. Nice to know.

Dictionary definitions are invoked.  Fun is had by all.

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11:09p
Over on ljsecret where you post your secrets anon style Most of the wank centers around This post where it's all childfree wank or OMG you hate America wank for posting about the WTC. Sucky summary, but you'll see when you get there.

EDIT:WARNING I forgot to post that there's a lot of pictures in the post, close to 100 and way too big. There's also 16 pages of comments to wade through.

current mood: *sporfle!*

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