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Thursday, May 18th, 2006
5:54a - In which even LJ's character limits cause wank.
Over at </a></b></a>[info]metaquotes, the sun is shining, the quotes are flowing, the slash is fountaining, and the mods are rolling out that ever-popular creator of drama: rule expansions.

</a></b></a>[info]shaysday posts about Rule 9, and what's going to become of it:
Well, some folks have been rightly asking:
What's too long? Where's the line between setup and explanation? What if some explanation is needed? Why are you asking me to edit but not them? Who decides what's bothersome? Why does it seem arbitrary?

Well, the simple answer is that it seems arbitrary because until now, we couldn't figure out a way to make it simple and across the board.

[...]

Rule 9 is being amended to : Any explanation, set-up, or exposition goes in the title slot only.

Wouldn't it have been really surprising if that didn't produce wank?

So far the splooge showers are light and kind of enjoyable, but I hear serious fapping in the distance.... )

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8:45p - Chives or Bacon Bits?
Over in [info]mock_the_stupid, [info]tinaslion posts about a waiter that didn't know the difference between chives and bacon bits. At the end of post he mentions that he didn't tip the waiter.

Can you guess what happens next?

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10:38p - FPB FTW! Er...
I almost hesitate to draw attention to this, as [info]fpb must be dreadfully chafed already, but this time I think he's really pushing for the stars. He's managed to offend [info]dreamer_marie, a woman who is known for her even temper, who is (well, was) one of his friends, and who has defended him in the past.

Cut for a several links and a few quotes. )

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