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Friday, May 19th, 2006
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12:10a
Britney Spears almost dropped her infant son today. Because near accidents like these don't ever occur in real life, ONTD hears about it and the community explodes.
Fun is had by all, especially since it gets posted twice!
Just a few bits include:
Every mom does it at least once!, which contains a bonus subthread that has traditional wanksta ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif) emmacate involved.
Comm MEMBER: Dude, is there *anything* else going on the world outside of Britney?
MOD: OMG HOW DARE YOU VOICE YOUR OPINION.
"@^#$@%#@ It would happen to you, too, if you @#^@#% left a hotel with all that @#%@#!% paparazzi around." "Then why not use two hands to carry the kid?"
Haven't you ever dropped a baby before? It's common!
Why the heck does she always carry her baby around?
Good mothers don't drop their kids.
The sidewalk is out to get me, ya'll!
And these are only from the first five or so pages. Two different posts, with an increasing total of 14 pages at the time of this posting, and teh funneh overreaction keeps going.
Edit: Awww, second post was baaaaahleeted. But you still have 12 pages of wanky fun left on the original post. :-)
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7:36p - Too blind to see stupidity
Thanks to an anonymouse on ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif) wank_report for this!
Everyone remember Lizziey? Recent troll, tried to say that copying anything she says on the intraweb is a violation of copyright law?
Please be careful, the pictures in some of the following links are NSFW.
She's at it again. Someone posts a secret (#48) on ljusersecret saying that Lizziey let her 3 year old son get outside, and so she has no right to reprimand someone else. Lizziey shows up and defends herself, because she is legally blind, and can't watch her son. Oh, and she was sleeping. Parenting 101 doesn't cover this, obviously.
And we're off!
An anonymouse tells her to STFU and watch her kid, or put up a gate.
Lizziey says that the mouse's child is slow, because her precious child can pull down any gate.
Lizziey claims to have 20/80 vision with glasses, making her legally blind.
Quickly turns into shit flinging on all sides.
Also on parent_drama.
Really, it's just beautiful, what's up here is nothing. The whole thing is just one big WTF followed by laughter and extreme disgust.
ETA: Lizziey was apparently arrested for what happened with her kid, and spoolges all over her LJ about it.
ETA 2: Deleted! But saved here:
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