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Monday, July 3rd, 2006
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3:28a - Childfree customers_suck wankage
In the ever so entertaining customers suck community in LJ, KtPinto posts about her day at work. Apparently, a woman came in just after KtPinto is told "no more cars" by the manager, and says she has a flat. KtPinto says "Sorry, no more cars." Woman responds that if the garage closes at 5, and she's here at 4, that should be doable. KtPinto says it's not, and there's some back and forthing. Managers are called, the woman being the mother of three kidlets is brought up... as well as her not knowing how to put a donut on the car to get her by until the next day... woman eventually leaves without tire change.
Kind of a mutual suckage on that one, but this is what brought the wank:
Funnily, if she hadn't used the 'but I have kids' card, I may have been more apt to help her. But don't play that with me. It's not my fault you have kids. If it's so damn important for your kids that there not be a flat on your car, learn how to handle the situation yourself (ie: learn how to put a donut on the car or have the number handy of someone who does) and leave me alone.
Full post here.
Wankage starts with the first comment by BSDetector93.
BSDetector93: Wow, you're a pathetic dork.
And the back and forthing of "She didn't need to bring up the kids," "But OP was doing what she was told," "Shouldn't one know how to do basic car maintenance?" "But what if..." happens.
It's like a mini-calvalcade of past wankers... go look, look at the lists of names.
Most amusing is the ever so lovely Tigerwolf, who is told "Plz to be shutting up, you make my side look stupid" by Opheliainlove.
More mention of the self-cleaning anus! here.
It's a thing of beauty.
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2:58p - "What a whore." "So's your mom."
Over at ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif) ohnotheydidnt, pool of neverending wank, a post is made about a porn star (supposedly) committing suicide at the age of 26. The comments include things like, "It's so sad to die so young" and "Even though she was a porn star she was still human." Pretty normal until spy_time shows up with the following comment:
I really don't have any sympathy for the death of a whore.
WANKSPOLSION!
Responses range from the insulting to the metaphorical to the defensive. Even thebitingfaery throws her two cents in (thankfully without opposition). One of the most wanky comments comes from antimonkeytrust: You might (have sympathy for a whore) when your mother dies. It seems the OP's mother is already dead, which brings on a whole new definition to "O RLY?"
In other words, a regular day for ONTD.
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10:20p - Sweet Chocolate Christ
This is TOO damn easy.
A post is made to brutal_honesty.
Title? "Sticking It to the Christians: How to Use the Bible as a Weapon Against Assholes."
Oh, you can just smell it, can't you?
It all starts with the first comment:
"I'm fairly sure oyu [sic] could have chalked that up to justifiable homicide.
Christians are douches."
And off it goes.
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