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Friday, July 14th, 2006
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12:23a - Itty bitty feminist wank
Over on ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif) metaquotes, ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif) linesof_light's mildly entertaining and somewhat wanky post to a feminism community gets metaquoted. It's strongly worded, opening with "Adult Women do not have to look like Toddlers in order to be 'Hot'," and continuing with "(...) but then I realized that I'm a lesbian and sort of think your culture of patriarchal, heternormative brainwashing does not apply to me (...)". The rant is pretty much along the same lines.
The denizens of metaquotes aren't ready to welcome the rant with open arms. In spite of this, they're more or less unwanky about their disagreement with the original sentiment of the post... at least, to start off with.
( One or two samples from the commentary. 'I agree with her underlying message that people shouldn't be forced to conform (...)' )
Under the weight of such crushing cruelty, linesof_light crumples like a wet paper bag, then proceeds to wank all over the place as she very quickly flips her shit.
EDIT: ah hell, she's started deleting her posts. At one point she told hauntermooneyes to die in a cancer ward. :(
EDIT2: Looks like the deletion has stopped (after being mocked for it). Teh current funy is happening in this thread -- linesof_light pulls the rape card and tries to end the discussion with a "checkmate, fucker," but therikkster just, like, totally doesn't GET it, tee hee! therikkster and yesindeedsir merrily poke holes in Lines' logic in the ensuing mini-thread.
EDIT3: Aaaaaand it appears her journal has been bahleet0red. But not before making a post to feminist_rage, which doomsday helpfully screencapped before it too was bahleet0red!
EDIT29387524398024: A mousie helpfully pointed out a post over in anti_feminism made about linesof_light's rant. Apparently linesof_light made more waves than even the metaquotes crew knew about -- herself included, as she's not currently telling the anti_feminism people to die in cancer wards and challenging them to street fights with broken bottles and catheters.
EDIT585.99999999 with a barline over it: The metaquotes post has been baleeted, but wankaholic saved teh funy!
Things I Have Learned:
- Posting in public does not mean open for criticism
- Criticism is a tool of the patriarchy
- Ending a post with "Checkmate, fucker" is a bad idea, not only because it is horrendously obnoxious, but also because it will inevitably lead to somebody completely torching your ass with logic.
This wank has been brought to you by the number 8, because it resembles testicles if you turn your head sideways.
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2:05a - Defition of irony. Warning, NSFW!
There's wank over bad_sex. *expects a hundred different puns about that to flood her inbox*
( Cut because well, I'm summing up wank about bad sex/pictures and I think that's as NSFW as it gets. )
Moral of the story? ...I don't know. I'm still too busy being amused at the idea of wank on bad_sex.
Edit: Uh-oh. Someone made a post about bad_sex stories that aren't really funny. Maybe wank over there isn't as rare as I thought it was.
current mood: Mystified (113 comments |comment on this)
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