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Sunday, July 30th, 2006
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6:22p - Trolls taste good with ketchup.
So, foto_decadant is a community for posting avant garde fashion. Okay.
Enter 5fingerdismount who posts anti-abortion spam.
Members proceed to cry foul, dissect the scientific inaccuracies of said spam and otherwise fill everything with spooge.
Highlights are donleavy who brings the funny with this gem on page two; Catholics believe that unbaptized babies spend eternity in Limbo. I assume this would also apply to a fetus. So really, what the freakishly developed fetus should be saying is, "Don't worry, Mommy. I'm in Euclid's arms. He's holding me. He told me about abortion. He also told me about Euclidean geometry. Plato and Aristotle are in a corner getting it on. Virgil is still helping this guy look for this lady, but I'm pretty sure it's a lost cause. Jesus is apparently too cool to hang out with us."
Don't miss page 3 where . . . oh crap, it got deleted.
Anyways, you can at least read the spam here. http://msgboard.snopes.com/message/ultimatebb.php?/ubb/get_topic/f/15/t/002222/p/1.html
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6:32p - Small but vicious...I think I'll call it bitey! Or, metaquotes wank!
supremegoddess1 drops by with a humourous anecdote by felisdemens about a crazy Russian hairdresser. Ethnic stereotype!wank? Only in C_S. No, kali921 takes offense at supremegoddess1's admittably squickable icon. (For those of you who went to look and got grossed out anyway, I warned you.)
( the best of: )
They're calling for stagger_lee77's head on a platter wank in the thread underneath. I can only hope to placate them with their very own otf writeup.
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8:09p - Pagans, not Freemasons, run the country!
Over in the livejournal_uk community, pahnookie makes an... interesting post.
One in which it's revealed that pagans are determined to rule the UK. ...it's a group far more unexpected, far less apparent, and make a big noise about "peace, love and nature" - Pagans. That's right Paganism wants to rule our fair country. They want to have Pagan MP's to represent them (their number stands at less than 40,000 so hardly warrants political representation)...
They would like nothing more than to destroy the church, and any other religious body, most have a hatred for Muslims, they hate capitalism and want to return us all to living in the wild. These are a truly insiduous group.
I don't believe it's evil people that find Paganism, but the Pagan community, and the very nature of what they study inherently leads them to the view that only Paganism is the right answer, and that everyone else should bow down before their altar.
Then there's the best part: You might think they are harmless, but there are numerous Pagan rituals that involve animal sacrifice, destruction of property, paedophilia, child abuse, and ultimately rape and murder. These are often kept quiet, the liberalised British media dare not speak out against minority groups. They are largely ignored, in the mean time they work behind closed doors to bring into affect, a Pagan Britain that lives by their laws, by their morals, and to end democracy. Often they are seen to refer to democracy as demonocracy - the irony abounds.
Speaking of irony, pahnookie reveals that they're an atheist.
A pagan speaks out and tries to point out that the bit about pagans hating Muslims is incorrect. pahnookie is quick to set them straight.
Most people are calm and rational or humorous in their responses, but pahnookie is quick to respond and set them straight in their comments.
This has to be my favorite, though.
Edit: DELETED. Anyone grab it while it was still up?
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8:45p - Because disabled people don't play RPGs!
I hesistated to put this in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif) fandom_wank, because it's not exactly a fandom per se, though it is a fan-run site based on a video game. If you lot think it's needs to be moved I can do that too.
And baby's first wank! So hopefully there will be enough information, and whatnot.
Onto the wank!
Jenias_Perta_Ectara posts a plea for Anet (the makers of Guild Wars, an MMORPG) to rethink the new colour scheme and detail, as her vision sensitivity makes it impossible for her to play with the new settings. She also has disabilities which make it hard for her to leave her house, and thus Guild Wars is the way for her to make friends.
In response, furikuriallday posts a rant asking to boycott Nightfall because of the updates, as there are many other complaints of players getting headaches and having eye problems in result.
This girl's story touched my heart, so much that I think her story should not die in a flurry of posts, /signed by semi-concerned gamers, and a bit of an explanation by Gaile Gray herself. This is an actual issue that I think you should all know about. We all know Anet really doesn't give a sh*t about one person's inability to pla guildwars, hell, we don't pay monthly, so as soon as we purchase, they really don't have any incetives to keep us playing.
Wank ensues. Here are some of the highlights:
The obligatory "I'm not going along with the boycott 'cause you said to" response.
"Guild Wars made me cold hearted, and disabled people aren't right about everything!"
Yet another obligatory "I laughed on 9/11" response.
"I really only care about friends and family. I never help strangers!"
"Why are you using this poor disabled girl for your own agenda?!?!?!"
Someone attempts to post Earth Logic and is, in fact, ignored completely.
"She just joined this forum this month! Then how could she be playing the game for over 900 hours?"
Throw in a bit more Earth Logic here and there, some tastless jokes about the mentally disabled, and, finally, The Mod is not amused and shuts down the post.
Perhaps and bit small and not as wanky as most, but it has it entertaining moments.
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