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Saturday, September 9th, 2006
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11:55a - "Haha, you were biking and got hit by a bus! Sucks for you!"
Or so the anon on ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif) wank_report sums this one up.
OP gets hit by a bus while cycling. Some people are sympathetic, and advise her on how to go about reporting the busdriver. Yet volatilefreq thinks that the OP is a whiner for complaining. Then his/her ally learn2playnub backs this view up with a rant about how the OP deserved to have been killed by the bus. Excerpts:
"Go to a real city, and bike in the street. You'll get hit by a bus. You know what people will say? "Lol. What a fucking idiot. Who the hell does he/she think he/she is?"
and death threats, always a winner.
"Next time you are in the street maybe the bus will hit you and kill you. That way I won't have to worry about hitting your dumb ass, because you better believe if your bike puts a scratch on my car I'm going to stop, get out, and beat your ass to death with the lead pipe I keep in my trunk."
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8:44p
Today I have brought you a lovely double-shot wankspresso from ljsecret, the wank that keeps on wanking, all from September 8th's second post.
First up, we have the obligatory homophobic secret. This one opines that homosexuals are mentally ill, and presents the very convincing argument that men have a penis and women have a vagina, therefore homosexuality is wrong. Of course, this causes wank in the comments. A sampling:
"It's like a birth defect."
"Not all of us have sex to squeeze out parasites!!1!1"
"The secret says they accept homosexuals, therefore saying they're mentally deficient is OK."
"YOU'RE AN IDIOT". "The Internet is serious business and NOT FAIR."
"Then why do we have appendixes?"
"Being gay IS A CHOICE and just means you get made fun of in high school!"
Secondly, in this particular secrets post, many of the secrets have obviously been made by the same person (all using the same old/vintage-type photos, same font, etc.) So, naturally, people point this out. And bitch. On every. Single. Page. A troll! mouse shows up on page 5 to take the piss. People don't get the hint and continue to whine about it on later pages.
Bonus funny re Number 25: EGGS AREN'T ABORTED CHICKENS. They're... well, click at your own risk.
current mood: *drool* (151 comments |comment on this)
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