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Tuesday, September 12th, 2006
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12:49a - SON OF CRYSTALWANK.
(Ganked from SqueakerMouse on ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif) wank_report.)
Yes, it's another "OMG, IT'S NOT PHOTOSHOP, I'M AN ARTIST!" wank. It's small, but tasty.
Meet MysticStormCloud. MysticStormCloud has a DeviantArt gallery to showcase his OMG amazing portraits because "Sometimes I get a big inspiration and then I must paint something... :D Most of all... I like paint people........., especially a famous actors."
I suspect it's less to do with "inspiration" and more to do with the fact that famous actors have lots of nice pictures that you can run PS filters over. It seems a few DAers would agree.
There are little, bite-sized wanklets in the comments for each deviation; a few cry "filters!" There are one or two calls for tutorials, or for step-by-step photos of the works in progress but the real wank happens in the journal section where MysticStormCloud calls out the doubters. But not to worry, MysticStormCloud has an ardent defender in the form of DjSamer who plays the "UR JUST JELUS" card, at RikuDragon in particular. Because the jealousy card never, ever fails.
For extra WTFery, go to MysticStormCloud's main page, then scroll down to the webcam section and there you'll see some photos that PROVE they're real paintings. They're not pastede on. Nay.
ETA: And I've just noticed that according to Djsamera's signature, Jack Sparrow is the "sexist pirate in the universe." I know it's wrong to mock someone if English isn't their first language but I can't help it. I'm having a Spinal Tap moment:
"What's wrong with being sexy?"
"No, no, sexist, Nigel."
ETA #2: Woe! The album has been bahleeted. I saved pictures which my peruse here.
current mood: Candy-Coated (220 comments |comment on this)
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5:46p - wankbait: homeless whores!
Someone makes this post in brutal_honesty.: Use your vagina!
The only way a woman can be homeless is by choice.Any woman who finds herself on the street just has'nt realized the power of her own vagina. It doesnt matter how ugly, wierd, or smelly you are there is always some man that will give you shelter. He will buy you food,water and shelter, and the drugs that got you in this predicament. Yes, it basically means you're a whore, but hey, isnt a shower and a meal worth it?
Wankbait? Troll? Just a complete fuckbag? Who knows. But people bring the smackdown within the first four comments.
[ETA]: Then there's this lovely comment: Aren't all women whores anyway?
I went "haha" when I read that, thinking the commenter was joking. FAIL. My faith in human beings is apparently still too strong: [info]mengus:
It's particularly funny that this comment was made by a woman.
[info]cuntchocula
I was including myself in that comment. We're all guilty of exchanging sex for something.
No. Just... no.
[ETA2]: Thanks to ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif) wankaholic for the link to the metaquotes post: mengus
"I'm sorry that you hate the power of your vagina."
Here:
Debating with an uber feminist is super lulzy.
Because mentioning you don't think VAGINA POWERZ solve everything? Makes you an uber-feminist.
[ETA3]: I have a feeling mengus (of the metaquoted comment above) is a troll. There's a post by he/she/it further down in b_h that can't possibly be anything other than trolling (or, it could be, but my mind would explode from trying to compute the stupid): The Child Free: If the function of all biological life is to reproduce, then those that deliberately choose not to have kids are genetic anomalies. Mutants, if you will, that use reason as a pretext to go against nature. To wit, that's Natural Selection in action. They are failures. At life.
Oh God, that's funny.
Kind of unrelated, but so WTF worthy I had to share.
current mood: GRRRRRR (191 comments |comment on this)
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