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Saturday, September 23rd, 2006
12:24p - It sucks to be a wanker.
AOL journal It Sucks To Be You posts that this week, it sucks to be Papa Simpson.

Because Hugo Chavez is mentioned as a runner-up, and because this is an AOL feed journal, there is wank. Mostly political wank, with a racist tangent about Africa and the assertion that all preachers are trying to make a buck.

Other highlights include:

gvieto: Hugo Chavez is living proof that Howard Dean had children.

pgsames: What an unfair dirtbag who wrote the article demonizing Jessica Simpsons Dad.
Just because you have an attituide against him why hurt him in front of the world. I hope someone exploits your faults one day and makes you lokk like a dirtbag


procnsultg: Let's all keep in mind...The War on Terror is NOT about politics...it's about our survival!

rjgcaputo: CHAVEZ-BUSH,BUSH-CHAVEZ, AND THE WINNER IS. CHAVEZ, EVEN IF HE IS NOT VERY POPULAL AT THE MOMENT. HE STILL BE AROUND AFTER 2008!

I honestly have no idea what some of these people are trying to say.


current mood: Amazed

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1:41p - Moving on to Plan B!

Woman is denied emergency birth control and blogs about it. Metafilter hosts a thunderdome in honor.

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11:13p - OMG DUN EXAGGERATE!
My, there's been a lot of wank in [info]bad_service lately. This post starts off rather innocently: [info]fadeddesignxx waited a long time for her food, and wants to make sure she was justified in asking for it to be comped. Commenters reassure her that it was bad service, until [info]bitchness steps in:

That actually doesn't sound like you waited two hours. You seem to be saying that you didn't order your dinner until after you got your appetizers. If you got there at 7, and ordered your meal after you received the appetizers, and got your food at 8:50, then your actual wait time from order to food wouldn't have been much more than an hour. While still unacceptable, it's not nearly as bad as two hours.

[info]bambam630 wanks with her for a while, then starts her own thread, where the wank continues.

My personal favorite exchange:

[info]bitchness: I pointed it out, and you come around to tell me what a bitch I am? Let me tell you something, you of the oh so special pink hair, it's not news to me. If I was unaware of my bitchiness, do you think my name would point it out? These are not randomly assigned, we get to pick them, you know.

[info]bambam630: 1) The hair in this icon is orange
2) The icon is from a movie, it's not me. You're the second idiot in this community lately to get that confused. The other one was banned for her stupidity, so you're at her level. Congratulations.


current mood: *sporfle!*

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