4:59a - stupid_free porn wank.

Once upon a time, in a wonderful land we'll call Livejournal there was a community called anti_porn.

One day, kuchibenne posts that guys who watch porn are bad in bed

rykani links this to stupid_free

Naturally, there's wank.

It all starts with the good ol I bet they're all virgins, but things don't really heat up until languid_ardor shows up with some pearls of wisdom for everyone.

I hate porn, I really do. I feel it is destructive to everyone, men and women. And I would love to see it gradually obliterated from society. I don't watch it, I don't know the names of porn stars, and I find it shocking that other people do. There's no need for that. Why not fantasize over some real person? I think it's disgusting that people watch it. I honestly do.

people are not amused

Obviously, in any good wank we must have a 'I don't like your icon' bonus.

Kind of old, but still amusing.

ETA: fordarkness posts in stupid_free a summary of languid_ardor's past wanks. It goes without saying that languid_ardor shows up everywhere

Daughter of ETA: someone claiming to be languid_ardor comes here to have fun with us.

(395 comments |comment on this)

Surfing around from one of the latest wanks, saw this linked in coflower's journal and thought it was absolutely hilarious.

Over on vegrecipes, rain_andflowers posts asking for a simple recipe for bruschetta.

You wouldn't think this would be a wanky subject.

Fortunately, tranzutopia is here to set us straight. There is no cheese in bruschetta, EVER. miss_cupotea says "forgot about the vegrecipes authenticity mafia.", which sets off the racism wank; it is SERIOUS BUSINESS to make cracks about Sicilians, but perfectly okay to make cracks about Scots. (There is more wank about Scottish cuisine here. Also somewhere in there is an allegation that they're only being OMGMEEN because Tranzutopia has diabetes and epilepsy and stuff and can't type. And anyway, the batshit crazy is OK because hir mother just died. Or something.) abazureonna tries to inject some Earth logic into the situation, but nothing doing; all it does is provoke some comment about somebody in Hoboken stealing noodles.

tranzutopia's now deleting some of hir comments, but coflower has helpfully archived some of them. It's four whole posts of archived crazy.

(197 comments |comment on this)

lovexandxpeace posts on 1ontheway about a big hard thing the size of a chicken wing coming out of her vagina. She gets several comments telling her to go to the hospital asap, but no actual wank.

Until patheticinvader posts this to prego_drama.

lovexandxpeace takes exception, and makes this post, complete with explanation as to what the ‘chicken wing’ actually was.

crazy_inlovex3 (a friend of the op) shows up with this lovely comment (I badly want to know what the story is here) but no major wank until she posts again to tell everyone that:

( Read more... )

What a charming individual.

(149 comments |comment on this)