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Sunday, November 12th, 2006
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6:06p - Damn you racist marmosets!
The Gallery of the Absurd is a blog where the artist, called 14, draws celebrities to make fun of them.
Recently, she updated with a picture depicting Nicole Richie as a marmoset. Among her other celeb-animals are Lindsay Lohan the Red Panda, George Clooney the Gorilla, Paris Hilton the Proboscis monkey, and Angelina Jolie as a rhino with Brad Pitt as the little bird who pecks the flies away.
Most comments are the usual "LOLZ" and "She DOES look like a monkey!"
But wait! Nicole Richie is biracial, and "monkey" could be considered a racial slur. Urban Dictionary, you've let me down for the last time!
( Cue the wank! )
current mood: Fan-Fucking-tastic
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11:01p - A Terribly Biased Writeup Ensues.
On ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif) darksideofebay, readers laugh at weird and incomprehensible items people put on Ebay. no_human_intent, however, not only bartends in the dark, she makes clothes there as well! So she posts an advertisement to the community, figuring it would fall to its knees and worship their fashion goddess.
Not so much. And the ensuing teenage rebel goth meltdown is SPECTACULAR. (Note: while she does, in fact, write like a 13-year-old who discovered Rage Against The Machine whilst grounded by her parents, she adamantly claims to be adult.)
Watch as she hurls devastatingly original insults we've never heard before, like "sheeple" and "mankey." She threatens to "REMOVE YOU PEOPLES LIFE" or something. Community rules? Nothing but pre-edited propaganda! It ends with the mod banning her after she gets her capslock all over everything, but said mod has promised to preserve the meltdown for all eternity. Huzzah!
And as an added bonus, her userinfo is all kinds of special.
ETA: Her E-Bay store, which makes clothes for "Indusrtial" people. Because proper spelling in business is only for sheeple.
2nd ETA: Bahleeted! But there are quite a few copied and pasted elements in the comments here. A couple of quotes gleaned and saved for posterity:
( Pre-edited propaganda! )
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