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Sunday, February 4th, 2007
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12:06a - Just be glad I didn't go with the wanking ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif) lesbians.
Can you guess what community is wanking again? Yup, it's stupid_free! To explain this wank I shall do an interpretive dance paraphrase! Choice bits:
"hay guyz atheists have a persecution complex isn't that stupid???"
"Atheists get the cold shoulder because they're amoral. Atheists are amoral! Amoral, I tell YOU!"
"Morals don't come from religion. Haven't you heard of secular humanism? Why no, you haven't! D:"
"Dude, your moral compass shouldn't come from the big guy in the sky."
"All morals come from religion, dammit!"
"I feel like I'm talking to a Martian! D:"
So if you're an atheist, you're also a hedonist. Nice to know. :D
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4:53p - Who is funnier: Media Matters or Ana Marie Cox?
It all started when Osama Bin Ladin Barack Obama started elementary school...
No, wait!
It all started when the Hillary Clinton campaign found out that Barack Obama had attended an Islamic religious graduate school called a "madrassa" instead of elemantary school like everyone else...
No, wait!
It all started when Insight magazine and Fox News Channel found out that Hillary Clinton had made up a story about Barack Obama going to a madrassa as a kid to use it against him...
No, wait!
In fact, it started when Media Matters started meticulously piling up all the evidence of the story Fox News Channel made up to make both Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama look bad. Because that's what they do.
Time.com's Ana Marie Cox then wrote a small piece about the whole brouhaha, and started it with these unfortunate words:
The humorless but dedicated folks at Media Matters have been on this scurrilous Obama-the-Bomber story for days, but I'm
sad to say that this is one instance in which they seem quite right
about the truth still getting its boots on while the lie does the
herky-jerky during the credits of "24."
The Media Matters fans who stumbled on the piece were, naturally, highly affronted:
( ZOMG! Media Matters is funny, too! )
Ana Marie Cox gets accused of not being funny herself:
( ZOMG U R not funny! )
...of not making enough jokes about anal sex:
( We Want Buttsex!!! )
...of being one of those mean girls in High School:
( You're just mean! )
and of Hillary-bashing:
( You're so mean with Hillary! )
Of course, a bunch of trolls show up, but nobody pays attention to them, because they're too busy wanking. I'll leave the last word to Media Matters, who had this to say about the whole kerfuffle: In a recent post, Cox referred to Media Matters for America as humorless. Needless to say, we were not amused.
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