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Sunday, March 25th, 2007
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4:37p
So. Waiter Rant. Kind of like customers_suck, except it's only one person posting ("Waiter"), and it's usually wank-free. Usually.
The waiter that writes the blog recently started working in a new restaurant, and has become . . . slightly bitter. As a result, he posted first "50 Signs You're Working in a Bad Restaurant," then "50 Signs You're an Asshole Customer." The first doesn't garner much attention, but the second . . .
Four hundred comments later, people are still wanking over:
-Whether it's acceptable to bring your own tea (look for Desert Princess, misspelled as Dessert Princess).
-Whether it's acceptable to leave a tip on a credit card that ends in a weird amount ($2.51 on a tab for $10.49).
-If you should tip on takeout.
-If asking about the music is okay.
-Why saying that you're allergic to an ingredient in order to get it taken out of your food is evil.
-How bitter "Waiter" has become.
-What is a 'normal' tip—fifteen or twenty percent.
Namecalling and accusations of elitism abound, and perhaps 1/4 of replies become non-wanky.
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5:43p - This is your wank on drugs!
This is my first post to OTF_Wank! I hope I don't screw it up too badly, heh.
This wank was brought to you by the infamous ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif) stupid_free. It begins when someone posts about a woman who tells a story about a friend, a friend with a newborn who had an acid trip over the weekend.
The peace doesn't last long, as two_stabs and penguin_racher become the biggest defenders of drug use. There are plenty of others who believed it to be irresponsible, including lapsarianesque and madeyou_look.
We learn that two_stabs lives (or has lived) in a large community of people and families where LSD is prevalent. INCONCEIVABLE! (If I recall, they have been in a few wanks in the past, yes?)
Hunter Thompson is mentioned, and the sheep macros get into the act.
I'll admit it, I sort of got bored and stopped reading at this point. I apologize for my lack of attention span, but it sort of became the same argument over and over and even the same people over and over.
Still, I hope you enjoy ladies and gents! Feel free to smack me if I screwed this up.
EDIT: I just learned a new lesson! Apparently, if you believe a child is in danger of being harmed by a parent somehow, you're incredibly selfish for wanting to report them to the authorities! I mean, you should only care if it effects your life, am I right? Why ruin that person's day when all that's at risk is a child's life?
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