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Wednesday, March 28th, 2007
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12:54a - Look! Something incredibly distracting!
NSFW
![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif) mouthfulofrain posts in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif) metaquotes a quote on music and genitals, in mockery of Dragonforce. I first see the 200+ comment mark and think I guess oh no you didn't on Dragonforce?
Nope!
mouthful's icon (which makes this post all NSFW) is what's causin' such a stir. First two comments are of the 'OMG MY EYES' variety, while third-one's-the-charm startsong starts off the good 'ole fight with an I'm not okay with this on my flist
And so we begin! The How about you work at work?, the What about the baby skullfucking Nazis? angle, a cry of Thanks, now we're fired!, the dude, you're an assholejust don't give a flying fuck, just use adblock already, plzkthnx. Besides, this is Sparta Metaquotes
Small, a tad repetitive, but at least it's humanfucking.
Note: The current icon of the wank is not the original (Both NSFW)
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12:37p - God of Wank 2: The Christian Pwning!
Soooo, this here'll be my first ever wank. SO be gentle..ish.
To distract from the joys of horsebuggery and whatnot, I bring a chunky little GameFaqs wank over certain thoughts on yaoi God Of Waw 2.
http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmessage.php?board=932295&topic=34192752
The basic premise is, there's a certain image in the Temple of The Fates that has certian Three Wise Men-y connotations. Thus leading to a chain reaction of spooge on everything from the Origins of The Spear of Destiny, to the "hybrid" quality of Christianity, Evolution, Islam, and the occasional boob reference.
Some o' my favorite lines:
"dont ruin this game by bringing christianity into it "
"Greek Mythology kicks Christianity's sin obsessed ass."
"and i agree with the dude who says mythology pwns chrstianity"
"The Lance of Longinus is so sexy"
"It's offensive how everyone will take a shot at Christianity the first chance they get. If someone mentioned the game had a picture of Mohammed no one would have said anything to belittle Islam. Perhaps because they don't want to be beheaded or blown up."
"What if all the gods and titans die except for Kratos - so it ends up that Kratos is the god of Christian mythology. If they wanted to piss some people off, that'd be the way to do it. Also, it would explain the Old Testament. "
Of all the arguements that could be inspired by such a breath-takingly brutal game like this, religion-wank was not expected.
Enjoy.
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