8:22p - We're sorry you're not as good as us :(
Thank you to the anonymouse on wank_report for this one.
This post on thequestionclub has dream_king asserting (among other things) that one cannot be a mother and pro-choice, and that it’s up to women to deal with the problems of sex, i.e. pregnancy. It gets posted to stupid_free.
pester is a stupid_free member who also likes being patronising, often with emoticons. It turns out that her husband is dream_king.
The result is lots of fun for everyone, including bonus gossip about the happy couple!