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Tuesday, May 8th, 2007
11:04a
Remember, people should ask each other out. If someone doesn't ask you out, it means they don't like you.

Oh stupid_free. So unpredictable, yet still I know just what you're gonna do.

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10:51p - Cable company wank. With Boobies!
Okay, I lied about the boobies. Sort of. I assume that there were boobies, since this didn't involve a Zune.

So apparently some wires got crossed at Comcast, because when I'm pretty sure that Disney didn't suddenly get bought out by Hugh Heffner. Parents are understandably outraged, but the real fun is in the comments. We've got the Appeal to Irrelevent Authority (with bonus Random Scientific(?) Fact!), Parents vs. Childfree, round 7432056423650 (always a classic), a dash of snark, and even a small bit of common sense! Don't forget the people that have no problem with a five-year-old watching porn! Everything one could possibly want in a wank, wrapped up in one compact package. Except boobies. And Comcast bashing.


current mood: *sporfle!*

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