11:55p
Over on ohnotheydidnt, wanking is merely byproduct of existence. The art of celebrity bashing involves a careful, delicate waltz around various puddles of splooge scattered across the boards. Today is no exception.
foreverxromance posts a blind item regarding the inevitable, sordid behaviors of the rich and eccentric. But this isn't what sparks the wank - it's a matter of semantics. cmacarson just can't understand why people think "masseuse" and "masseur" are appropriate titles for a LICENSED MASSAGE THERAPIST when they are clearly terms indicative of prostitution. It's no joke, people. Vocabularly is seriousbusiness.