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Sunday, May 20th, 2007
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5:32p - Wank? On c_s? Who would have thought???
It's true, finding wank on ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif) customers_suck is a bit like finding gum on the bottom of a desk, but still this one has a certain, special je ne sais quoi. Namely it's thehappyemo, a telemarketer, who is angry that the people she calls, at home, on their unlisted lines, have the gall to be rude to her. I mean, where do they get off getting pissed at someone who calls them, unasked, in order to sell them something.
Obviously, it's because she interrupted a masturbation session to Bill O'Reiley.
Not that it matters because she's gonna make her pitch to you "even if you tell me your husband came back from Iraq legless, armless and with his brain re-wired by space aliens to become a super new quantum level of gay unbeknownst to man that can only be measured in units only known as "Lyndes"...with super-cancer and your just lost your house and your job and your crack smoking three year old with a rageaholic sixteen year old bisexual girlfriend steals your checks and forges them and the voices in your head tell you that Carson Daly is the AntiChrist".
So stop getting mad already!
And learn to speak English! Because, sheesh, she's tired of you foreigners wasting her time.
Most people suggest that she get a new job.
Others look down on her insistance that people speak English with varying results.
But lo, up comes a mighty defender, in the form of serenitydeath who sees no problem with the OP just doing her job and putting down non-English "customers" who make her job harder:
Just lay off on her. I do agree, even if English is not the official language of the States, people do need to learn some English to function in this country.
And finally, because you can't have wank without Godwin's Law, myfirstkitchen happily supplies it.
EDIT: Naturally, the competition stupid_free has a lot to say about it.
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