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Sunday, January 20th, 2008
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10:26a - It's not just sammiches now.
![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif) coflower, famous for hating the word "sammich," proves that she can get all tl;dr over more than meat, cheese and bread!
WHAT KIND OF IDIOT DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO PROPERLY ORGANIZE HER POTS AND PANS SERIOUSLY.
Highlights include coflower just...being her wanky self, posters using 'sammich' just to piss her off, and this beautiful, beautiful post:
I want to know how you function when you're so obviously cracked in the head. SERIOUSLY. Walk me through A Day in the Life of coflower.
7:00am: Wake up
7:15am: Stand in shower and yell at shampoo bottle for getting an airbubble. Call it worst shampoo in history.
9:15am: Get out of shower.
9:16am: Yell at kids on lawn.
9:17am: Yell at toaster for not being plugged in
9:18am: Egg sammiches! Hooray!
9:30am: Get up from table, bang leg on table, yell at table including several obscene statements about table's parentage
And so on.
Small but tasty as a good sammich.
Previous coflower hits: Knitting
Stupid_free awards coflower an award for the "sammich" wank. The original sammich post. Tragically, I couldn't find the wank report in the wiki. Edit: spacelogic found the original wank! The cycle is complete.
Edit 2: And that, kids, is how coflower was banninated from hip_domestics.
current mood: *sporfle!* (204 comments |comment on this)
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