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Wednesday, December 31st, 2008
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5:31p - A Short Tale of Starbucks, a Barista, and a Guitar
Small wank brought to you by wank_report and baristas.
Guy, supposedly, leaves guitar at Starbucks. Guy comes back and has an exchange with wrything_worms.
( starbucks is not your storage unit dumbass )
wrything_worms decides to keep the guitar (HEY, FREE GUITAR, GAIZ!) after Guy doesn't come back for it and post the supposedly totally true tale here. Mixed reaction occurs with a lot of "you suck" and the dreaded C word gets thrown into play. Some people agree because the customer was trying to take advantage.
wrything_worms then flounces and passive-agressively recants keeping the guitar in a second post to prove to all those nasty people calling wrything_worms an asshole just how much of a non-asshole wrything_worms is.
( how to be legendary )
Naturally, more drama unfolds, but a lot of people agree that the cunt comment was uncalled for.
Someone asks an important question: Wait, how did he get the guitar there if he was riding a bike? my reference to british people was merely referring to the fact that a great many of them use the word 'cunt' like any other word, therefore taking away from it's power Or how personal journal trolling is the classy thing to do. When he comes to get it, fuck with his head!
Edit: What exactly can you get from starbucks that's $1.55 anyways?
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