6:01p - Yes, they actually use the phrase "Mean Girls" Top ABC News Producer Leaving Network To Become High School Guidance Counselor! Isn't that nice? Cue a dogpile from everyone who has ever worked at ABC in the comment section. Jabba the Hutt is invoked at least twice; Snacky's Law is generally broken about every other comment, but given Mimi Gurbst's new job, that's not unreasonable, I guess. Oh, and also, the guy who wrote the story is bad and he should feel bad.