Crispy-baked RPG wank!
There are many reasons I left play-by email RPGs. This thread from an original PBEM RPG mailing list is probably one of them. Hit next. Hit it again. Hit it AGAIN. IT JUST KEEPS ON GOING. Or just delve beyond the cut-tag for a summary.

-Brief summary of roles-
TAMI: Admin/mod/in charge
SHAR: Player, fiancee of JADE
JADE: ~~soon to be ex~~Player

-Unbrief summary of thread-
TAMI: Character webpages! Put up or shut up or tell me why.
SHAR: Jade and I have jobs and weddings and stuff.
TAMI: Jade's a lazy ass.
SHAR: Yeah but we're late already...so HA!
TAMI: Well, Jade's profile that I HAVE sucks. And he's lazy!
SHAR: But you're the only one with a copy of his profile!
TAMI: You mean this impartial profile? That SUCKS? The other one is so bad that I will use a poop anology to describe it. Poop!
SHAR: Well...we don't have our lives handed to us on a silver platter! But I will say that subtlely enough that it's obviously a barb that is subtle!
TAMI: I will vaguely talk about Jade's family life now that you have used that barb!
SHAR: Oh yeah? Well...grammar wank!
TAMI: Grammar wank RIGHT BACK AT YA!
SHAR: Oh, you meant Jade DOING stuff, instead of...not doing stuff. Well he's on hiatus anyways.
SHAR: Also I will talk about Jade's family life back at you now.
JADE: Ha-HAH! Two women fighting over me turns me on! And I'm on hiatus! Maybe I'll even quit! I will misquote French and also act very laid-back, cuz I'm lazy.
TAMI: He WAS on hiatus...but he's not anymore! Also I will talk back at you about his family life! Whee dirty laundry! Now I will insult Jade!
SHAR: Hey, you started the family life stuff, and...and...I swear I have a doctor's excuse extending Jade's hiatus to infinity! I never ever did anything to you before!
TAMI: ...AHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
SHAR: No, really!
TAMI: AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!
SHAR: Stop laughing at me!
JADE: I think I'll quit now.
TAMI: You'll never finish your marriage to Jade because you're from Singapore!
SHAR: Yes I will!
TAMI: No you won't!
SHAR: Yes I will!
JADE: Yep, I quit.
TAMI: No you won't! Hey, Jade, if you want in you have to give me an app that isn't shit. Also, more on your family history!
SHAR: He quit! And you don't know a thing about marrying Canadians!
TAMI: NYA!
SHAR: NYAAAAAA!
TAMI: NYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
OTHER MEMBER #1: Uh...please take this shitstorm to email? Pretty please?
SHAR: She started it!
TAMI: No, she did!
OTHER MEMBER #2: PRETTY PLEASE TAKE THIS SHITSTORM TO EMAIL.
TAMI: Okay, fine! But while it was a flame war, it was an ON-TOPIC FLAME WAR. And it was funny so that's OK!
OTHER MEMBER #3: Dude, it was funny, but...
TAMI: Have a cookie!
OTHER MEMBER #3: YAAAAY COOKIE!

And that pretty much sums up around 60 posts worth of flames. I considered quoting directly, but decided to let you, the reader, go on a magical journey of discovery and see how deep the ~~clusterfuck~~rabbit-hole really goes. Have fun!

[On a side note, original non-fandom RPG wank should go in other-than-fandom wank, right? That's where I thought it should go, anyways.]

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	fandom_bitch 2003-10-08 11:15 pm UTC (link)
	That was rather beautiful. Just...beautiful. You know, I run an RPG and never have problems like this. Then again, I probably have one of the most laid-back RPG going. :P (Reply to this)

	(Anonymous) 2003-10-09 04:41 am UTC (link)
	Irk, there are just days when I love you. :-p (Reply to this)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2003-10-09 04:42 am UTC (link)
	Heh. That be the Lee up there, btw. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	irk 2003-10-09 06:15 am UTC (link)
	LEE! Glad you approve. nn Do you want a JF code? email me at waffleofdeath AT portalofevil DOT com. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lynstraine 2003-10-10 03:13 am UTC (link)
	HAH! Can't believe I missed this! Serves me for not checking the list I suppose. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2003-10-14 06:44 am UTC (link)
	I'm FAMOUS! I feel like a big man now. - tami (Reply to this)

(Anonymous)
2003-10-14 06:55 am UTC (link)

Y'know, I fail to see how this is funny, really. I belong to the game in question and, first off, it's not PBeM. But that's really beside the point. What happens in our game, stays in our game. We're not perfect and, yes, this was an embarrassing situation. Do we want to relive it or have it shown about as an amusing justification of why you don't play in various games? Not really.

I'd thank you to not make our players look like complete asshats, thank you. We can misbehave on our own. ^_^

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	(Anonymous) 2003-10-14 06:56 am UTC (link)
	Blast. points up Angie. Cheers. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	alden 2003-10-14 10:14 am UTC (link)
	Sweetie, I don't think you need to worry* -- I'm reading now, and Tami is most definitely coming out looking like a star. And even though I know & lurrrve both of you, I don't know a thing about this RPG or its politics... so I'm sorta impartial, right? ~g~ *But I shall ~glomp~ you for being a loyal darling, anyhow. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2003-10-14 06:59 am UTC (link)
	Angie, my sweet, it's all right. Nobody in particular gives a stuff. Besides, they missed out the big, juicy parts of the wank, like how I'm Jade's ex or the consequential flamewar in Shar's LJ. And c'mon, the 'tyranny of bitches' line. That was the BEST. Wankers of Euphoria? - tami (Reply to this)(Parent)

	alden 2003-10-14 08:58 am UTC (link)
	I ♥ Tami & Angie. Just so you know. Oh, and the 'condone' bit is priceless. ~g~ (Reply to this)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2003-10-14 09:48 am UTC (link)
	glomps Alden And you shall be Wyfe #44. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2003-10-14 09:49 am UTC (link)
	that was tami, by the way, in case you thought a completely random person wanted your hand in wedlock, for which I would cherish their taste (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	alden 2003-10-14 10:05 am UTC (link)
	Hee! I was hoping it was either you or Angie! Would you two like JournalFen codes, by the way? I've got loads of extras. P.S. Am v. impressed you have 44 wyfes (wyves?). ~g~ P.P.S. I got distracted making Malory Towers comments (huzzah!), so I'm still in the middle of reading your 'wank.' You are teh funneh! In a good, snarky way, of course. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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