Crispy-baked RPG wank!
There are many reasons I left play-by email RPGs. This thread from an original PBEM RPG mailing list is probably one of them. Hit next. Hit it again. Hit it AGAIN. IT JUST KEEPS ON GOING. Or just delve beyond the cut-tag for a summary.



-Brief summary of roles-
TAMI: Admin/mod/in charge
SHAR: Player, fiancee of JADE
JADE: soon to be exPlayer

-Unbrief summary of thread-
TAMI: Character webpages! Put up or shut up or tell me why.
SHAR: Jade and I have jobs and weddings and stuff.
TAMI: Jade's a lazy ass.
SHAR: Yeah but we're late already...so HA!
TAMI: Well, Jade's profile that I HAVE sucks. And he's lazy!
SHAR: But you're the only one with a copy of his profile!
TAMI: You mean this impartial profile? That SUCKS? The other one is so bad that I will use a poop anology to describe it. Poop!
SHAR: Well...we don't have our lives handed to us on a silver platter! But I will say that subtlely enough that it's obviously a barb that is subtle!
TAMI: I will vaguely talk about Jade's family life now that you have used that barb!
SHAR: Oh yeah? Well...grammar wank!
TAMI: Grammar wank RIGHT BACK AT YA!
SHAR: Oh, you meant Jade DOING stuff, instead of...not doing stuff. Well he's on hiatus anyways.
SHAR: Also I will talk about Jade's family life back at you now.
JADE: Ha-HAH! Two women fighting over me turns me on! And I'm on hiatus! Maybe I'll even quit! I will misquote French and also act very laid-back, cuz I'm lazy.
TAMI: He WAS on hiatus...but he's not anymore! Also I will talk back at you about his family life! Whee dirty laundry! Now I will insult Jade!
SHAR: Hey, you started the family life stuff, and...and...I swear I have a doctor's excuse extending Jade's hiatus to infinity! I never ever did anything to you before!
TAMI: ...AHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
SHAR: No, really!
TAMI: AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!
SHAR: Stop laughing at me!
JADE: I think I'll quit now.
TAMI: You'll never finish your marriage to Jade because you're from Singapore!
SHAR: Yes I will!
TAMI: No you won't!
SHAR: Yes I will!
JADE: Yep, I quit.
TAMI: No you won't! Hey, Jade, if you want in you have to give me an app that isn't shit. Also, more on your family history!
SHAR: He quit! And you don't know a thing about marrying Canadians!
TAMI: NYA!
SHAR: NYAAAAAA!
TAMI: NYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
OTHER MEMBER #1: Uh...please take this shitstorm to email? Pretty please?
SHAR: She started it!
TAMI: No, she did!
OTHER MEMBER #2: PRETTY PLEASE TAKE THIS SHITSTORM TO EMAIL.
TAMI: Okay, fine! But while it was a flame war, it was an ON-TOPIC FLAME WAR. And it was funny so that's OK!
OTHER MEMBER #3: Dude, it was funny, but...
TAMI: Have a cookie!
OTHER MEMBER #3: YAAAAY COOKIE!

And that pretty much sums up around 60 posts worth of flames. I considered quoting directly, but decided to let you, the reader, go on a magical journey of discovery and see how deep the clusterfuckrabbit-hole really goes. Have fun!

[On a side note, original non-fandom RPG wank should go in other-than-fandom wank, right? That's where I thought it should go, anyways.]