Minor, but amusing lj_maint wank
Some people just don't get it.

Brad posts saying free users on the Filetmignon cluster will be read-only off and on for about a week. Hardware issues; standard lj_maint fair, including the obligatory bitching by affected users.

Njyoder says "As a level-7 vegan, I'm offended by your naming of clusters after meat products." She is joking, made obvious by her later comments, and it's worth reading through for the megan vs vegan arguments and theories about the meatriarchy.

Of course there can't be a humorous post on lj_maint without SOME sort of wank, and spitefulcrow weighs in: "WHINER! STOP BRINGING UP COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT THINGS ON MAINTENANCE POSTS!" Njyoder's reply contains two spelling errors, which our 'grammarwhore' friend spitefulcrow points out in a not-so-nice way. It deteriorates into bitching about internet slang and blah blah blah.