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Auntie Singe Addams ([info]singe) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-02-10 18:34:00


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Where's the champagne?
Over in LJ's Metaquotes is a small but tasty wank over goose liver pate! I kid you not.

http://www.livejournal.com/community/metaquotes/2537866.html?nc=79&style=mine

Over in the Foodporn community, Chef Sam gets irate about California wanting to ban fois foie gras due to inhumane methods breeders use to fatten the geese.

Dear Asshead Know-It-All California Politicians,

Thanks for your proposed ban on Fois Gras in our state. As a chef I'd like to remind you that I do not tell you how to run the country, and you don't tell me what the fuck I can use in my food.

Go To Hell You Self Righteous Assfucks,

Chef Sam



Some animal rights folks show up to tell him to get stuffed.




ETA: And it's spelled 'foie' gras, Sam. Thanks for the correction, Marlo!


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[info]blackjackrocket
2005-02-11 01:41 am UTC (link)
Am I the only wannabe-gourmet who thinks that liver just tastes disgusting? (I also feel the same about various hifalootin' mushrooms)

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[info]mistressrenet
2005-02-11 01:50 am UTC (link)
Me! (I like most mushrooms though.)

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[info]singe
2005-02-11 02:34 am UTC (link)
Mushrooms are against God. Ptooie!

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[info]julia
2005-02-11 02:51 am UTC (link)
You heathen! Mushrooms ARE God!

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[info]pfeffermuse
2005-02-11 03:38 am UTC (link)
Word!

Stew Leonard's does a wonderful portobello mix: many varieties of mushrooms, chicken broth, onions, pepper, garlic.

If my refrigerator was working, I'd stop there on my way home tomorrow.

Pepper

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[info]julia
2005-02-11 04:22 am UTC (link)
*drool* Sounds like the yummeh.

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[info]atalantapendrag
2005-02-11 05:27 am UTC (link)
Stew Leonard's? As in, Norwalk, CT Stew Leonard's, or have they spread? I'd heard rumors of a Hartford location around the time I moved to TX...


*moment of overwhelming nostalgia*

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[info]pfeffermuse
2005-02-11 10:13 am UTC (link)
Yup, that Stew Leondard's Norwalk, Danbury or Yonkers. They also have the best cuts of meat around -- and when you hit a sale, it's great.I hit a sale on Delmonico and Porter House stead for $2.99/lb. You can't ask for better than that.

Pepper

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[info]atalantapendrag
2005-02-11 12:39 pm UTC (link)
Do they still have that sad little "farm" of unkappy animals breathing exhaust fumes, and a zillion flavors of juice in half-gallon cartons?

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[info]ladysorka
2005-02-11 10:10 am UTC (link)
Everything* is better with mushrooms. And garlic. And mushrooms and garlic to it and I will eat most anything.

Also, mushrooms are fun to slice. The sharp knife just glides right through them. Yes, I am aware I have issues.

*Except dessert.

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[info]beandelphiki
2005-02-12 12:32 am UTC (link)
Everything*

Re: the star.

Actually, I eat mushrooms with the cream cheese and marshmallow fruit dip my mother makes to dip fruit in for dessert. No one else I know has yet dared to try this combination, even though I swear up and down it's great.

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[info]singe
2005-02-12 12:11 am UTC (link)
I fly my freak flag, proudly! Mushrooms, bleah...

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[info]marlo
2005-02-12 12:46 am UTC (link)
hahahahaha! that's one crazy icon!

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[info]singe
2005-02-12 02:24 am UTC (link)
Thanks! You can have it, no need to credit.

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[info]annabelle_lee
2005-02-11 06:43 am UTC (link)
Same here. (Mmm, mushrooms. Mushrooms in olive oil with cracked pepper and sea salt. Yummeh.)

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[info]singe
2005-02-11 02:40 am UTC (link)
No, you ain't the only one. Any sort of non-muscle meat (calves brains, chicken giblets, geese livers) makes me hurl. Mushrooms, too.

Just call me Ralphie.

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[info]teratologist
2005-02-11 03:15 am UTC (link)
I suppose you'll give me your share of the haggis, then?

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[info]singe
2005-02-12 12:12 am UTC (link)
I'll have to try one bite (just to say that I've actually eaten haggis) but you can have the rest!

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[info]teratologist
2005-02-12 05:06 am UTC (link)
Well, that's what I said before I tried it too....

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[info]singe
2005-02-12 04:57 pm UTC (link)
How did it taste? Like Satan, right?

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[info]chopperbetty
2005-02-11 07:39 pm UTC (link)
Oooh...your icon is a thing of beauty...

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[info]singe
2005-02-12 12:08 am UTC (link)
Thanks! Got it from Iconaddicts over on LJ.

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[info]rachelmap
2005-02-11 03:16 am UTC (link)
*shugs* Chacun son goût; the only thing I've ever balked at eating is roasted silkworm pupae. I just can't bear to put anything that smells like that in my mouth.

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[info]mistressrenet
2005-02-14 09:18 pm UTC (link)
What did it smell like?

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[info]mariagoner
2005-02-11 11:33 am UTC (link)
I think liver goose pate is delightfully rich myself, especially if you just put a sliver of it on top of some golden-toasted bread.

Beef and chicken liver on the other hand...

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[info]mael
2005-02-12 02:59 am UTC (link)
One of my favourite treats is stewed rabbit testicles (yes, really) and I still manage to hate liver.

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(Anonymous)
2005-02-12 05:41 am UTC (link)
Whereever does one obtain rabbit balls for eating? O-o Do you just kill them yourself or...?

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[info]mael
2005-02-12 08:47 pm UTC (link)
They come with the rabbit. Heh. You buy rabbits skinned and whole, then you take the organs out and use those as dressing. The testicles are the tastier bits and reserved for the youngest in the family (aka, she who can pout harder, namely me). We call them "rabbit eggs". The kidneys are good too.

/culinary TMI

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[info]glomobius
2005-02-11 04:37 am UTC (link)
That's really sad! Fois gras is tasty and wonderful... ;_;

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[info]xero_sky
2005-02-11 04:45 am UTC (link)
Ohhhh... so that's what fois gras is.

*mourns lost innocence*

*is also hungry now*

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(Anonymous)
2005-02-11 05:51 am UTC (link)
http://www.livejournal.com/community/lakeridgehs/65345.html

(Or just http://www.livejournal.com/community/lakeridgehs if you want the whole story)
I go to a small public school in a rich suburb where we all have our heads up our own asses. At a recent school dance some of the girls complained of being groped while they freak-danced. Color me shocked. At the next dance, without any for-warning the administration enforced a no-touching-while-you-dance rule. The kids got pissed off and held an impromptu parking-lot rave. The admin called the cops on the students. Now they are going to fight the man. (It should be noted that a good number of the people in the various threads have graduated last year.) Mostly juvenile melodrama, but I thought y'all might enjoy.

-Wank Ninja

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[info]blackjackrocket
2005-02-11 06:01 am UTC (link)
I shall post! Thank you!

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[info]phosfate
2005-02-11 04:52 pm UTC (link)
you don't tell me what the fuck I can use in my food.

They do, actually, dear. It's why absinthe, tiger whiskers, and hallucingenic mushrooms are so hard to find.

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[info]marlo
2005-02-11 06:50 pm UTC (link)
Isn't it spelled "foie gras"?

Foie gras always makes me think of Iron Chef. They put goose liver and truffles in absolutely everything. It's awesome.

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[info]singe
2005-02-12 12:19 am UTC (link)
I did a Google and it looks like both are often used but I found nothing on which is correct. I think both are.

And, YES, the Iron Chefs cutting gigantic slabs of the stuff! Half the fun of watching that show was boggling at the phenomenal budget they must have had.

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LANGUAGE WANKER ALERT
[info]marlo
2005-02-12 12:42 am UTC (link)
Well although Dictionary.com is no authority: Fois gras is a no-go.

"Fois," in French, actually means "time," i.e., "deux fois" means "two times."

Whereas "foie" means liver.

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Re: LANGUAGE WANKER ALERT
[info]singe
2005-02-12 02:28 am UTC (link)
That's good enough for me. Mwon dew! I shall correct eet immediately!

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