"I wish I could have aborted your post."
My first time, and I bring around the tried-but-true abortion wank. But not aborted wank...

Vera Drake boards on IMDB brought on the wank spectacularly as the pro-lifers stir the wank pot. Thus, a five-month wank is conceived.

MoonsOfJupiter starts a thread entitled "Pro-life women are the real feminists." S/he cites a "recent study" which claims most women get abortions because of pressure from their menfolk.

This has the desired effect. Sage-brush1 starts it off with the one-liner, "You're a moron." Mario_Van_Nimoy continues with "I wish I could have aborted your post." It's debated whether or not these count as actual arguments.

selina_kittygirl_kyle posts a long rant including the lines: "Now please do not bring up all the imagined unadoptable children, the stats will not hold up that argument. The truth is there are waiting lists for adoptions for any baby, regardless of race or birth defect. Just because it is easier for their mothers if they go away does not mean they are unwanted."

(These kids, apparently, are imaginary.)

Euthanazia is brought up, statistics are thrown around, KhronoMike's stupid is showing ("I have never once in my entire life heard of a woman getting an abortion unless under the duress of some outside force."), kiwimummy, DCJerzeyGrl, and many others throw around their abortion street cred, and lactodactyl tries to bring up the message of the movie and is ignored. This continues for the next five months.

And I sit back and boggle.