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Low-Key Lyesmith ([info]monkeywrench) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-02-13 14:44:00


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Everytime you wank over an unfunny comment on Metaquotes God turns a gay penguin straight. Please think of the gay penguins.



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[info]telesilla
2005-02-13 09:33 am UTC (link)
Please think of the gay penguins.

They think of you ... naked.

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[info]dreamtoday
2005-02-13 11:21 am UTC (link)
but only if you're male.

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[info]telesilla
2005-02-13 11:25 am UTC (link)
*waits for the lesbian penguins*

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[info]wankprophet
2005-02-13 11:35 am UTC (link)
Okay, lesbian sex with beaks would be interesting, though some aspects might prove problematic.

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[info]telesilla
2005-02-13 11:44 am UTC (link)
I'd risk it for some of that sweet flightless waterfowl lovin'.

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[info]bubosquared
2005-02-13 01:00 pm UTC (link)
Ow. Ow ow ow ow OW! *crosses legs reflexively*

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[info]25th_of_april
2005-02-13 06:08 pm UTC (link)
"In Cologne zoo they have a pair of lesbian penguins who each year steal an egg from one of their neighbours and treat it as their own."

http://www.swissinfo.org/sen/Swissinfo.html?siteSect=511&sid=1841425

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[info]mambo
2005-02-13 07:48 pm UTC (link)
OMG even lesbian penguins are capturing the youth!!!

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[info]lurker32
2005-02-13 04:02 pm UTC (link)
Man, someone's going to have to mop up all that cheap store-brand sarcasm.

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[info]25th_of_april
2005-02-13 06:03 pm UTC (link)
1. That is way too much text for a simple "you're not funny!" "yes I am!" argument.

2. It reminds me how crushed I am that Roy and Silo have apparently broken up

(for the record, I though the experiment was really interesting, first to see if there's such a thing as bisexual penguins, and second if the penguins had paired with the new female penguins, what would that say about the nature of penguin sexuality? Is pairing more important than gender? I think about this stuff too much.)

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[info]prettypinkkitty
2005-02-14 04:29 am UTC (link)
Oh no! Not the adorable penguins! I mean, penguins are cute as it is, but PINING penguins? Doubly cute. I approve. But I am so sad they broke up! First Brad and Jen, now them?

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[info]25th_of_april
2005-02-14 05:00 am UTC (link)
I know!!!!!! But some of the other cute little penguins are still together, so that's good at least.

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[info]24601
2005-02-28 09:31 pm UTC (link)
Damn you, Angelina Jolie!

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[info]crickets
2005-02-14 05:12 am UTC (link)
Roy and Silo have apparently broken up

Aww, rats. Roy and Silo were adorable together. *sniffle*

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[info]25th_of_april
2005-02-14 04:25 pm UTC (link)
I knoooow :(

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[info]ecchaniz0r
2005-02-14 11:39 pm UTC (link)
... ... ...Icon worship~

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[info]crickets
2005-02-15 02:16 am UTC (link)
Hee, thanks. Mary Poppins represent!

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[info]snacky
2005-02-13 06:20 pm UTC (link)
Okay, [info]emmycantbemeeko: pole up her ass, or just terminal pissiness?

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[info]kijikun
2005-02-13 10:13 pm UTC (link)
Can't it be both?

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[info]lurker32
2005-02-14 01:19 am UTC (link)
That's my vote. I'm sure I've seen her dragging that pole around before.

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redwarrior
2005-02-15 06:43 pm UTC (link)
I thought the OP was funny, albeit in a satirical sort of way.

Besides, I don't think animals have the level of consciousness needed to determine a concept like "sexual orientation". They just hump and mate with whatever's around.

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[info]mindset
2005-02-15 07:18 pm UTC (link)
I once knew a dog who was pillowsexual...

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(Anonymous)
2005-02-15 09:45 pm UTC (link)
Hilarious icon credit wank. (http://www.livejournal.com/users/vstarr13/22965.html)
Someone want to post it?

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(Anonymous)
2005-02-16 06:54 pm UTC (link)
LOOOL

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(Anonymous)
2005-02-16 08:54 pm UTC (link)
Brilliant.

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(Anonymous)
2005-02-22 10:20 pm UTC (link)
Wow, that's the longest thread I've ever seen. Nothing like an icon snit to bring all the wanks to the yard, hmm?

~Fae

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