Fish in a barrel
I just found this community, and hot damn! I love it already.

Over on the Ex Isle board, Zack Stenz posts a news story about a man who had sex in a church, then dies. There's some amusement over God taking retribution, then someone with a grudge against the Catholic church arrives and it all goes wank-shaped.

We get accusations of thread jacking, people shouting about paedophiles, personal attacks, 'I was joking, bitch' posts, and... troll-defying doughnuts. O.o Yes, doughnuts. And pumpkin bread. Things seem to settle down into mind-numbing boredom, then it all flames up again. Five pages of wank and bread-products so far. *sigh*

Y'know, I used to be a mod on this board. Something tells me I got out juuuuust in time.