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That's why my hair is so big, it's full of secrets ([info]prettyveela) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-02-17 04:33:00
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Current mood:Fan-Fucking-tastic

Metaquotes/Tea/Tampax=OT3!
[info]spyderqueen posts a quote from someone in the [info]tmi_chix community complaining about the new "fresh scented" Tampax Pearl.

[info]metsubosnap doesn't understand why women are so selfish. The men folk are going down so the least you can do is smell like a forest!

[info]callie_chan disagrees and tells him that it's human nature to not smell nice and then posts way TMI in the last sentence.

[info]metsubosnap: I smell divine. When I sweat it smells incredible. Like a bakery or something. Everyone who knows me will tell you this.

[info]callie_chan: Please tell me you're a troll!

And then (say it with me now) WANK ENSUES! :D

Most of the replies are frozen but there's some amusing stuff.


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[info]ashenmote
2005-02-17 04:17 pm UTC (link)
In addition to her suggestions not to argue with her because, [info]callie_chan even has a 'beware of me at that time of the month' disclaimer on her user info. O_o

That's a new one.

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[info]kadath
2005-02-17 04:26 pm UTC (link)
Oh, I fucking hate that. Woman, do not wear your shitty irrational behavior like a medal of honor and then act like you have a Get Out of Manners Free card because your hormones are acting up. It makes it that much harder for the rest of us.

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(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2005-02-17 05:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]iris, 2005-02-17 06:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dawnswalker, 2005-02-17 05:43 pm UTC

[info]kadath
2005-02-17 04:29 pm UTC (link)
metsubosnap immediately retracted when it was explained to him, one comment down from his original comment--by timestamps, 15 minutes before Lady Callie flipped out on him. Everyone's wanky downthread, but Callie totally started it. Callie-- >:P

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[info]prettyveela
2005-02-17 11:08 pm UTC (link)
Ha I saw that but dude the whole "I smell like a bakery" deserved that "pop and fresh is that you?" comment, lol

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(no subject) - [info]telophase, 2005-02-17 11:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2005-02-18 12:29 am UTC

[info]soleta
2005-02-17 04:32 pm UTC (link)
dude, _redpanda_, no fair! that was just getting amusing!

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[info]ashenmote
2005-02-17 05:19 pm UTC (link)
Ewww, frozen wank!

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(no subject) - [info]soleta, 2005-02-17 05:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pokecheck, 2005-02-17 10:52 pm UTC

[info]snacky
2005-02-17 05:57 pm UTC (link)
Look, I warned you about arguing with me. I'm intelligent and, as most women are when they bleed from the crotch, very very pissy right now.

Not quite *that* intelligent from these seats.

And shut up about bleeding from the crotch. I do it too, and I don't use it as a license to be a raging, irrational bitch once a month. "I'm bleeding! I can't be rational! Therefore I'm right, I am, I am, I am! Don't tell me I'm not or I'm gonna hold my breath until I turn blue!"

Jesus. If your period's that bad, get help. Start with your friend Mr. Valium.

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[info]mistressrenet
2005-02-17 06:39 pm UTC (link)
And could you just fucking say "I'm having a bad day?" Would that kill you? Grr.

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[info]linwe_ar_feinie
2005-02-17 06:59 pm UTC (link)
I am not pissy when I have a period! Saying that just gives men an excuse to blame it on 'hormones' when a woman says anything they don't like.

That annoys me...and no, it's not that time of the month!

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(no subject) - [info]gloria_mundi, 2005-02-17 07:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sarajayechan, 2005-02-17 07:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gloria_mundi, 2005-02-17 07:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_clansmen, 2005-02-17 08:39 pm UTC

[info]sarajayechan
2005-02-17 07:25 pm UTC (link)
I'm sorry that people think that if we're going to put our face somewhere, we'd like it to be a pleasant experience.

Maybe it's time someone invented breath mints for vaginas.

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[info]cpip
2005-02-17 07:28 pm UTC (link)
Unfortunately, just putting altoids there gets uncomfortable fast.

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(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2005-02-17 08:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]llama_treats, 2005-02-17 08:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cpip, 2005-02-17 08:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_clansmen, 2005-02-17 08:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sarajayechan, 2005-02-18 12:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_clansmen, 2005-02-18 12:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]crickets, 2005-02-18 06:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]greenglass, 2005-02-17 09:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]snacky, 2005-02-17 10:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]prettyveela, 2005-02-17 11:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sarajayechan, 2005-02-18 12:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rhi_silverflame, 2005-02-18 12:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2005-02-18 04:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]prettypinkkitty, 2005-02-17 09:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mambo, 2005-02-17 10:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2005-02-18 12:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mambo, 2005-02-18 01:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sarajayechan, 2005-02-18 12:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2005-02-17 11:14 pm UTC

[info]carlanime
2005-02-17 07:59 pm UTC (link)
"I don't know about the other girls, but I'm not letting anyone put their face there at that time."

I'm now officially going to stop complaining about my sheltered life. Clearly I have a raunchy, wild, exciting life, and just haven't noticed until now.

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[info]xero_sky
2005-02-17 08:14 pm UTC (link)
I now know waaay more about some of those people than I ever wanted to. *cries*

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(no subject) - [info]the_clansmen, 2005-02-17 09:03 pm UTC

[info]llama_treats
2005-02-17 08:23 pm UTC (link)
If you must know, I taste like chicken.

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(no subject) - [info]the_clansmen, 2005-02-17 08:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]llama_treats, 2005-02-17 08:47 pm UTC
Obligatory Icon Love Comment - [info]rinoared, 2005-02-17 09:11 pm UTC
Re: Obligatory Icon Love Comment - [info]cpip, 2005-02-17 10:04 pm UTC

[info]the_clansmen
2005-02-17 08:45 pm UTC (link)
I'm kind of with the "sticking something scented in the vagina can't be very good for it" camp. Also, I have this weird idea that if you take a good smell, a bad smell, and combine them, the resulting smell will be ten times worse.

Though given that these scents probably smell very artificial in the first place, and I'm not a fan of artificial pinesol or whatever, maybe that should read "bad smell + bad smell = really bad smell. And possibly an infection."

[joins the ranks of waaaay TMI]

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(no subject) - [info]tyraarane_, 2005-02-17 10:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_clansmen, 2005-02-17 11:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]threegoldfish, 2005-02-17 11:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_clansmen, 2005-02-17 11:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - layne, 2005-02-18 03:21 am UTC

[info]ladybirdsleeps
2005-02-17 08:58 pm UTC (link)
I was never of the impression that giving head was enjoyable or even easy for the giver anyway

*headdesk*

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[info]lindentree
2005-02-17 09:11 pm UTC (link)
I don't know about y'all, but my vagina emits a burst of glorious fresh spring rain scent every hour on the hour!

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(no subject) - [info]mambo, 2005-02-17 10:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]prettyveela, 2005-02-17 11:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_clansmen, 2005-02-18 12:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_clansmen, 2005-02-18 01:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sarajayechan, 2005-02-18 05:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_clansmen, 2005-02-18 05:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lindentree, 2005-02-18 06:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]prettyveela, 2005-02-19 09:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_clansmen, 2005-02-19 10:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_clansmen, 2005-02-18 12:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mambo, 2005-02-18 01:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_clansmen, 2005-02-18 02:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lindentree, 2005-02-18 06:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mambo, 2005-02-18 08:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pokecheck, 2005-02-17 10:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lindentree, 2005-02-18 06:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladybirdsleeps, 2005-02-17 11:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lindentree, 2005-02-18 06:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]funwithrage, 2005-02-18 07:44 pm UTC

[info]mana
2005-02-17 09:40 pm UTC (link)
Am amused.

I never liked it when girls use that excuse to be a bitch. I'm more of a bitch off my period :D

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(no subject) - [info]blue_linnet, 2005-02-18 10:16 am UTC

[info]prettyveela
2005-02-17 11:14 pm UTC (link)
Finally, since when was giving head sex? I don't want to put my penis in anything other than my hand. However, I still think that people who want sexual satisfaction deserve it. So I choose that route.

Bill Clinton is that you? :D

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(no subject) - [info]the_clansmen, 2005-02-18 12:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]teratologist, 2005-02-18 12:42 am UTC
I. Er. I.
[info]big_bad_wolf
2005-02-17 11:16 pm UTC (link)
...

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[info]chaimonkey
2005-02-18 12:33 am UTC (link)
Dude, the only time I use the period excuse is for fencing. Which I'm sure y'all can sympathize with me on.

Anyone else thinking of that minty butt-wash when they read this?

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[info]cmikhailovic
2005-02-18 01:12 am UTC (link)
Dude, scented stuff + vagina = yeast infection. You don't like the original smell? Well you really won't like the infected one.

Also, best quote on the matter evah comes from a boyfriend of Florence King, as reported in Southern Ladies and Gentlemen: upon being confronted with the vaginal deoderant spray and scented tampon aisle at the drugstore, he demanded, "What the hell's wrong with pussy?"

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[info]ichigatsu
2005-02-18 01:24 am UTC (link)
I don't know about the bakery guy being a troll. Because I knew this one guy who smelled like baby powder when he perspired. When asked about it he said when he was a kid his nanny would cover him in baby powder when she saw him getting the least bit sweaty. It must have seeped into his pores or something.

Maybe this guy's nanny used flour instead.

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(no subject) - [info]pokecheck, 2005-02-18 04:05 am UTC

[info]loony666
2005-02-18 02:18 am UTC (link)
What is it with people these days and not recognizing sarcasm? Obtain a sense of humour ASAP, plzkthx.

Also, wtf? If I didn't enjoy it, I wouldn't go down on people. Seriously, folks.

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(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2005-02-18 03:57 am UTC

[info]mydruthers
2005-02-18 03:52 am UTC (link)
And when I fart, flowers and butterflies and cupcakes come out.

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(no subject) - [info]the_clansmen, 2005-02-18 06:08 am UTC

  
   
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