So, fayanora has had enough of NonFluffyPagans and lets them know. At length.

I'm sure she's been featured here before, but I can't find the link for the life of me, but to summarise - Fayanora is a Dark Pagan who worships a goddess that she calls Shao'Kehn, which is apparently the same name as a character in Mortal Kombat (I wouldn't know - I play City of Heroes and the Sims and there my computer games skillz end). People at NonFluffyPagans pointed this out, and it got Faynaora rather irritated.



Yesterday she posted this, which has since been deleted from NFP

I am seeking a female that is amber-skinned (or light brown-skinned), preferably with amber-colored eyes, who has long black hair and is willing to send a picture of themselves to me to use on my Temple of Shao'Kehn main page, as I want to do an overhaul of the site. I've become more balanced in my beliefs since the site was last updated, and I want to make it prettier and make it match the changes. Having a photo picture of Shao'Kehn would be a start.
The pose I would prefer is a "knowing smirk" with one eyebrow raised.

I'm even willing to try lighter-colored people, with the colors inverted. But if you fit into this category and want to send a photo, please send one where you're smiling without showing teeth. Inverted colors on teeth are not a pretty thing to look at.

Actually, any smile for this should not have teeth. If you need help knowing what pose I want, let me know and I'll photograph a picture I drew of this pose.

The current picture on my site is me, and doesn't really resemble Shao'Kehn even with all the photo manipulation.

Chaotic Blessings;
---Fay



And apparently didn't get the reaction she was looking for. Which brings us to the wank.



It's become clear that I can't post anything in this stupid forum without being the subject of ridicule and persecution without anyone even bothering to stop and wonder if they're being worse than the fluffies they pretend to despise. And looking into your profiles, it's no wonder! One of you even is in favor of George Bush!

Because all Pagans are liberals. It's in the manual.

Mortal Kombat is a violent putrefacient ball of moral filth that I would not be caught within a ten mile radius of, much less knowing anything about it! All I know about it is that people kill each other in it, which is just vomit-enducing. Violence is the reason this society is going to hell in a handbasket, and to think that anyone would associate me with anything so violent is just insane.

She knows nothing about the game, but it's Bad and Wrong. And associating her with the game because she named her Goddess after one of the characters is also, Bad and Wrong.

NONE OF YOU CAN READ HIGHER THAN A FOURTH-GRADE LEVEL!

I'm sure there's a Jurisimprudence law about this.

Or, for something more on your intellectual level (so that you can understand it without having to look every ninth word up on dictionary.com), my feelings can be summed up like this:

Good day, and I hope you people are happy. Mogen uw ingewanden val uit uw anus en stikt u!"

Which is apparently Dutch for May your Intestines fall out of your arse", or some such



Edit:

Bahleeted already. Presumably by the OP, as the mod didn't seem particularly interested in doing so.


You people all absolutely disgust me. I come to join your site because I am a non fluffy Pagan. From the first moment I get in here, I hear that Goddess-damned infuriating old saw about my Goddess's name. It wasn't put in the form of a question, even! No asking me if it was a coincidence. No, you mutated children, crossbreeds between hagfish and a puddle of babboon vomit, just FLAT OUT ASSUMED that I am some drugged-out fluffy who plays violent video games and names Deities after them. You never asked for an explanation, you just started throwing your rotten vegetables at me and booing me off the stage. I admit I could have handled that a lot better, but that is NO EXCUSE for you people bringing back that repugnant joke every time I try to have a serious conversation.

It's become clear that I can't post anything in this stupid forum without being the subject of ridicule and persecution without anyone even bothering to stop and wonder if they're being worse than the fluffies they pretend to despise. And looking into your profiles, it's no wonder! One of you even is in favor of George Bush! Now if that's not fluffy, I don't know what is, because how any Pagan can be for Bush when he's trying to replace our democracy with his own brand of THEOCRACY is utterly beyond my comprehension. And the last moron I knew who was Pagan and pro-Bush was the fat, hairy ball of maggot shit that thought it funny to suggest to SomethingAwful that I was deifying video game characters WHEN HE KNEW I WASN'T. Mortal Kombat is a violent putrefacient ball of moral filth that I would not be caught within a ten mile radius of, much less knowing anything about it! All I know about it is that people kill each other in it, which is just vomit-enducing. Violence is the reason this society is going to hell in a handbasket, and to think that anyone would associate me with anything so violent is just insane.

If I were a hacker, I swear to Goddess you people and your stupid forum would be down tonight and never come back. Unfortunetely, I am not a hacker, and nor do I know any. All I can really do is hope that my Goddess (I will not give you the satisfaction of hearing Her name again) will strike your stupid forum down, making you vermin find some other dark wall to infest.

You know, it really SUCKS MONKEY FECES when someone like me, who has read spiritual books voraciously and found none of them fit my beliefs exactly, that mule hind ends like you people laugh at people who create their own path, just because of one accidental similar name. Had any of you people actually READ my site at all, you would have KNOWN that my Goddess's name is NO RELATION to ANY Earth word, MUCH LESS from some stupid video game that's not worth the time it would take for me to urinate on it.

Oh right, I forgot, how silly of me: NONE OF YOU CAN READ HIGHER THAN A FOURTH-GRADE LEVEL! (This comment was aimed only at those poking fun at my Goddess's name, not to those who chose not to stoop that low. To YOU, all I have to say is this: get out before this place purees your brain.)

I feel sorry for any other intellectual Neo-Mythos Pagan coming in here expecting a community of acceptant intellectuals talking about intellectual stuff, because all they're going to find is a stage for brain-damaged, mentally retarded babboons to fling their poo at anyone whose anus smells different from theirs. And if you don't join in the poo-flinging, you get flung AT.

AND YOU WONDER WHY THE CONSERVATIVES LAUGH AT US.

Here's a solution to the poor Neo-Mythos people wandering into this rat-infested hellhole: PUT UP WARNING SIGNS!

Or, for something more on your intellectual level (so that you can understand it without having to look every ninth word up on dictionary.com), my feelings can be summed up like this:



Good day, and I hope you people are happy. Mogen uw ingewanden val uit uw anus en stikt u!

Groeien te een volwassene of dobbelsteen
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Just how often can I edit this within 5 minutes? The orignial post was deleted by the OP, and NFP mod appleblossomtru has been kind enough to repost it.

Edit the Third

Fayanora apologises for her flounce post.



My anger at the people of nonfluffypagans community inspired a great part of my second novel, "One Hundred Year Wait," just now. I won't give any spoilers, but suffice it to say that I've cooled down thanks to it.

I hereby apologize to all the people of nonfluffypagans who gave me grief. I still think you're morons with nothing better to do with your life than pick on innocent people, but I do recognize that I should've just left the community after deleting the thread about the picture, and left it at that. You people aren't worth the time it takes to piss in your faces, so I should have just ignored your bull crap and kept my pitying of you and your patheticness to myself. In the future I will endeavor to ignore hunch-brained morons like you.