"Aw, isn't that cute - someone having a fit of superiority complex over sandwich store chains!"
Okay, this is a little old, but I just found it.
Some people decide to troll a Subway community accusing Subway of sucking because they lack the almighty swiss cheese.
The wank is pretty quiet on the side of the members, but from the trolls...
Some quotes:
Troll #1</a>:
Initial post: AFter i anal-rape Jared, I will let lobsters crawl across my naked body, and PISS myself laughing at your DISGRACEFUL restaurant.
"Subway is Shit. I work at D'ANGELOS. I'm a MANAGER." [anyone reminded of the SNL skit: "People are scared of me! I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!"?]
::responding to someone:: "You'll make babies -- Stupid babies." [Simpsons: "Stupid babies need the MOST attention!"]
Some more trolls jump in, fun had by all. The Subway members are baffled.
The second post.
Warning, there are two graphic images (maggots and wounds) that were also posted in the comments of the first post.