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Semi-righteous Indignation ([info]sneer) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-02-20 20:01:00
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A furry gets kicked out of a mall for wearing a tail. OH NOES!!!11!1

He also linked to pictures of said tail, which is less a tail and more a scrap of craft fur hanging off his ass.

Also, it appears SA people have now invaded. This oughta be good.

[ETA: Bahleeted, but archived here. Thanks, [info]_lotuseater!]

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[info]greypearl
2005-02-21 03:49 am UTC (link)
And there's rfjason, right in the middle of it.

bad_jew: Dude, normal people don't walk around with eyebrows like yours, either. Do you get them waxed?

rfjason: Some women call them my second best feature.

cally7: You don't have many good features then?

It's either hilarious or scary, depending on whether you're looking at his icon at the time.

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[info]_lotuseater
2005-02-21 03:53 am UTC (link)
That was probably the best part of this entire wank.

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[info]the_clansmen
2005-02-22 12:29 am UTC (link)
And of course we all know what he thinks his best feature is. >_> Hint: Not his greasy hair.

I'm just surprised he got any women to talk to him long enough to compliment him. Or maybe he's referring to virtual computer women.

...Or imaginary people, like the ones giving testimonials on his website. (Or at least those sure look staged to me.)

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[info]_lotuseater
2005-02-21 03:53 am UTC (link)
Ugh. I hate when people wear stupid shit to places like malls and then cry discrimination when they're kicked out or whatever. If anything, it's discrimination against the oppressively stupid.

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[info]sorchar
2005-02-21 03:58 am UTC (link)
That mall is in my town. I think I should go there one day and see if I can spot any more stoopid discrimination. Might be fun.

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(no subject) - [info]the_clansmen, 2005-02-22 12:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2005-02-22 12:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mindset, 2005-02-22 03:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2005-02-22 05:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]greekhoop, 2005-02-22 09:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2005-02-22 10:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2005-02-22 06:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mindset, 2005-02-22 08:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]greenling, 2005-02-22 05:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]snacky, 2005-02-22 06:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2005-02-22 06:37 pm UTC

[info]wankismyfandom
2005-02-21 03:54 am UTC (link)
RFJason alert.

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[info]wankismyfandom
2005-02-21 03:54 am UTC (link)
edit: fuck, beaten.

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(no subject) - [info]carlanime, 2005-02-21 04:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jrs1980, 2005-02-21 04:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]carlanime, 2005-02-21 04:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nevadafighter, 2005-02-21 04:11 am UTC

[info]jetamors
2005-02-21 04:07 am UTC (link)
Deleted. :-(

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[info]_lotuseater
2005-02-21 04:22 am UTC (link)
Archived here.

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(no subject) - [info]jetamors, 2005-02-21 05:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]backfromspace, 2005-02-21 06:28 am UTC

[info]reinhardt
2005-02-21 04:10 am UTC (link)
Oh MAN! Figures the really interesting furry wank would be bahleeted by the time I got around to it. Woe. :(

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[info]sneer
2005-02-21 04:12 am UTC (link)
Oh my fucking god your ICON.

It also figures it's the one time I didn't C&P it for posterity.

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[info]_lotuseater
2005-02-21 04:21 am UTC (link)
Our distant cousins at LJDrama.org have archived it here. Enjoy!

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(no subject) - [info]reinhardt, 2005-02-21 04:36 am UTC

[info]the_clansmen
2005-02-22 12:29 am UTC (link)
[seconds the icon love] That is too. Perfect.

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[info]nevadafighter
2005-02-21 04:28 am UTC (link)
I just realized who rfjason reminds me of.

A proto-human. The big protruding jaw and huge teeth . . . dude.

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(no subject) - [info]_lotuseater, 2005-02-21 04:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]iris, 2005-02-21 05:20 am UTC

[info]blue_linnet
2005-02-21 04:50 am UTC (link)
Goddamn rfjason is annoying. Now, I agree that wearing a tail is not exactly, uh, normal behaviour, but his arguments make no sense. Because he thinks teenage girls wearing revealing outfits is 'hot', it's normal and ok, and anyone who thinks otherwise is a Puritan, but because he finds people wearing tails freaky, he gets to go off on them. Not that I would equate the two, exactly, but if he can be shocked and appalled at tail-wearing, it's pretty stupid to call someone who dislikes modern teenage fashions a Puritan.

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(no subject) - [info]the_clansmen, 2005-02-21 05:47 am UTC

[info]julia
2005-02-21 05:04 am UTC (link)
I do think it was odd he was kicked out for just wearing a tail, but no reason to whine about it.

Back in the day, I had to work at getting myself kicked out of malls. If I'd known wearing a cheap fuzzy piece of fabric taped to my ass would've worked, I'd have never spent so much time developing elaborate schemes.

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(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2005-02-21 07:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-02-21 09:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2005-02-21 09:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]squib, 2005-02-21 09:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jess_d_ripper, 2005-02-21 12:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-21 03:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-02-22 02:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2005-02-22 04:35 am UTC

[info]jaina
2005-02-21 06:28 am UTC (link)
I can appreciate an entertaining troll. rfjason, however, is just an obnoxious ass. I can't fathom why bad_service hasn't banned him yet.

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[info]shinigami_co
2005-02-21 08:46 am UTC (link)
While I admit rfjason's got some wordy stupid bullshit going on, I think the logic ms_martianwax displays when first saying nothing is normal, then proudly claiming to be a freak is especially mindnumbing. It burns us, precious.

Also, someone needs to clue ms_martianwax in: you did not invent the black shirt/black pants combo. And you're not edgy for wearing omg pink nail polish.

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(no subject) - [info]_lotuseater, 2005-02-21 08:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shinigami_co, 2005-02-22 07:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]_lotuseater, 2005-02-22 10:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-22 10:47 pm UTC
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[info]adora_spintriae
2005-02-21 12:44 pm UTC (link)
Animals would be ashamed to call that a tail.

In other news, that page-saver is my new god. *dumps furl for an archiver with a bigger dick memory*

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(no subject) - [info]pokecheck, 2005-02-21 01:28 pm UTC

[info]mastervex
2005-02-21 07:11 pm UTC (link)
I'm confused about why someone would get kicked out of a mall for wearing a tail, unless it was some huge thing that was knocking stuff off shelves. Generally if there aren't inappropriate bits of you showing, you're not wearing something horribly offensive or obscene, and you're not causing problems, they really don't care. Now, if he was wearing a full furry costume I could see him getting kicked out, because people would think he was working for the mall, because it would cause scenes/disruptions/confusion, and because dudes in bigheaded cartoon costumes scare the hell out of everyone.

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redwarrior
2005-02-21 10:03 pm UTC (link)
I don't get it either. >__<;; It looks more like one of those pole dusters than a tail, but that shouldn't matter. rfjason is still wanktastic.

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[info]blackjackrocket
2005-02-22 03:30 am UTC (link)
Exactly which of those rules was he breaking?

I should swing by Lloyd Center and ask 'em. Because that tail doesn't look 'obscene or offensive' to me.

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(Anonymous)
2005-02-22 03:57 am UTC (link)
with the copius amounts of wanking rfjason does, I'm suprised he hasn't started ejecting blood and bodily tissue yet.

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(no subject) - [info]gal_montag, 2005-02-22 08:55 am UTC

ataniell93
2005-02-22 10:36 pm UTC (link)
Er, well, I don't care if he's a furry, you shouldn't be kicked out of a public place for wearing silly clothes, as long as they're not obscene.

Because really, it may look stupid but I'd rather see a furry with a tail than some 14 year old wannabe's asscrack and underwear.

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(no subject) - [info]mastervex, 2005-02-23 06:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]elektra3, 2005-02-23 10:17 pm UTC

  
   
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