kadath
2005-02-24 08:22 pm UTC (link)

In c_s, Thou Shalt Not Mention:

Anyone's weight.
That you think immigrants to the US ought to speak English.
Anyone's race.
Anyone's hair color.
Tipping.

Did I miss any?

	distractogirl 2005-02-24 08:54 pm UTC (link)
	Thou must also not contradict thy OP. Or however you're supposed to say it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kadath 2005-02-24 08:56 pm UTC (link)
	"Thou shalt not contradict thine OP," if you want to go with the possessive adjective. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	distractogirl 2005-02-24 09:00 pm UTC (link)
	Fabulous. Thank you. DistractoGirl isn't entirely famed for her writing abilities. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kadath 2005-02-24 09:02 pm UTC (link)
	You're welcome. Kadath dost love archaic English. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	distractogirl 2005-02-24 09:57 pm UTC (link)
	And you're so good at it! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	chaimonkey 2005-02-24 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	G-d forbid you contradict the mod. The twat. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	distractogirl 2005-02-24 09:55 pm UTC (link)
	Quite. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	purest_chaos 2005-02-24 11:39 pm UTC (link)
	The choice between diet and regular pop. Which can link right back up the weight. :p (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	distractogirl 2005-02-24 11:53 pm UTC (link)
	Bwah ha ha! "You're so utterly wrong because you don't drink diet! I hope teh intarweb police arrest your ass." Or something along those lines. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	annabelle_lee 2005-02-25 04:55 am UTC (link)
	Whether or not people on welfare scam free food. Trust me, the first time I posted on c_s, I had a mini!wank in the comments about it. I didn't report it cause I was involved (natch) and I didn't want it up in i_wank. (Reply to this)(Parent)

funkyhelix
2005-02-24 08:28 pm UTC (link)

spelling has nothing to do with capitalization. *eyeroll*

No, but capitalization is what makes the difference between: "I had to help my Uncle Jack off the horse," and "i had to help my uncle jack off the horse."

Thank you.

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	chaimonkey 2005-02-24 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	Stealing that, thank you! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	phosfate 2005-02-24 09:56 pm UTC (link)
	Oh God. Oh God. Nasal soda. Ow ow ow ow ow. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	distractogirl 2005-02-24 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	snickers (Reply to this)(Parent)

	princessdot 2005-02-24 11:31 pm UTC (link)
	koff sputter Thank you!!!!!! :D (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lurker32 2005-02-25 12:08 am UTC (link)
	floor (Reply to this)(Parent)

	julia 2005-02-25 03:35 am UTC (link)
	cackles You, my dear, are briliiant. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	julia 2005-02-25 03:41 am UTC (link)
	And I am a moron that can't spell brilliant. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	distractogirl 2005-02-25 05:19 am UTC (link)
	Moron? Nah, you're only a moron if you make more than one typo in a post. Didn't you read the wank!?! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	rachelmap 2005-02-25 10:09 am UTC (link)
	Bwaaah! I only wish I dared use this example to explain the importance of proper capitalization to my students. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kookaburra 2005-02-25 06:34 pm UTC (link)
	If you do, they're sure to remember it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	rachelmap 2005-02-26 12:22 am UTC (link)
	Probably, but I don't think I dare explain idioms for masturbation to a roomful of Korean girls. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	chaimonkey 2005-02-24 09:29 pm UTC (link)
	What is it with customers_suck people and spelling? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	distractogirl 2005-02-24 09:56 pm UTC (link)
	They have nothing better to grouse about. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	mathilde 2005-02-25 05:16 pm UTC (link)
	You know, when I first clicked through I was sure this was going to be an official-language wank. So I was happily surprised to find grammar wank unexpectedly! Yay! (Reply to this)