Welcome to the 77th Annual Academy Awards: All Beyonce; All the Time
It's usually a safe bet to count on blackfolk to bring the wank on certain topics, and the commentary on the Oscar show doesn't disappoint. Pretty much everyone agrees that Jamie Foxx and Morgan Freeman deserved their naked gold statues, but when jemgirl wonders when the Oscars became the Beyonce Show, the splooge starts to fly.

First, people suggest that maybe she should go a little lighter on the eye makeup next time. karnythia is underwhelmed by Beyonce's French pronunciation, and recumbent_goat is boggled when Beyonce comes out and sings the Polar Express song with Josh Groban. (He wasn't the only one.)

Then chiefwiggins steps in, because the only reason that anyone would be complaining about Beyonce is racism or possibly jealousy. denim_queen is having none of that and lets loose with an impressive, if somewhat incoherent shot:

Oh by the way, if I ever become insane to the point where I actually want to your opinion on something don't worry I'll ask for it right after I take my clit from your mouth.

now die weeping.

What do you say to that, really?