I don't know if this has been wanked yet, haven't checked, but:

Bad_sex wank!

In which my mate Dave Syn (synthclarion) rather foolishly admits to having bribed an eight-year-old with vodka to keep him schtum. Predictably, people are not impressed. Dave, being an awkward sod, holds his ground.

And then, on his personal journal, his ex comes to give him a good yelling at.

Oh, Dave.

High-lights include SocialWorker vs EvilSadist, the early arrival of the WAAAAAAHMBULANCE and the the assertation that it's okay to beat teenagers but bad to give booze to kids.