the Dildo as a Defensive Weapon
Over on metaquotes, someone posts a snippet of someone’s rape the rapist rant. It’s a joke, the OP will point out a couple of times, although the sheer anger of the thing detracts from Teh Funny (and the original post was, if anything, crazier angrier).

Discussion breaks out like a rash, on points such as who is and isn’t on a sex offender registry, violence, and something so confusing I’m not even going to try to classify it.