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celeste, transvestite of champions ([info]suzywongdress) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-03-05 17:00:00
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Frienditto is pretty wanky in and of itself, but take that, [info]news, and our pal [info]rfjason, and it's splooge city.

[info]bwinter starts out by responding to the latest post by [info]news: Hopefully one addressing Friendditto... ~_~

[info]aquahaute wants to know what the point is, so [info]jameth posts some reasons.

Things go downhill into copyright wank. [info]jameth scoffs at copyright and bickers about it with [info]clipdude. Everybody's favorite asshole, [info]rfjason, appears and argues without making any points, then thinks he's funny.

[info]scenegrrl violates some internet law by posting scrolling icons. Then, [info]hardvice and [info]clipdude debate, with another cameo by [info]rfjason.

Everything closes out with not-quite-as-wanky banter from [info]bwinter, [info]brainlesswonder, and [info]vorpal_sword.

Bottom line? No one knows about copyright laws and everyone's an idiot. Hooray! Now we can all go home.

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[info]sarajayechan
2005-03-05 11:26 pm UTC (link)
Aah, rfjason. We can always count on him to be a pretentious fuckhead.

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[info]miss_kitten
2005-03-06 12:07 am UTC (link)
I got bored and went sniffing around his LJ.

His match.com profile takes tl;dr to a whole new level.

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[info]teratologist
2005-03-06 01:04 am UTC (link)
I am SHOCKED and AMAZED that he has to resort to internet personals to find a woman.

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[info]suzywongdress
2005-03-06 02:36 am UTC (link)
Don't worry; it's a ruse. The women are secretly BEATING DOWN HIS DOORS.

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[info]the_clansmen
2005-03-06 03:50 am UTC (link)
So the ruse is trying to trick us into thinking he's modest enough to use match.com for dating?

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[info]suzywongdress
2005-03-06 03:55 am UTC (link)
Of course! He's hoping to get the proles to think he's on their level.

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[info]the_clansmen
2005-03-06 03:51 am UTC (link)
I rather liked his website. Were those testimonials fake or what?

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[info]miss_kitten
2005-03-06 04:12 am UTC (link)
You are great at doing whatever is in front of you.

Is it just me, or is that like one of the most weirdly-worded compliments ever?

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[info]the_clansmen
2005-03-06 04:16 am UTC (link)
It's oddly Freudan, too.

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[info]miss_kitten
2005-03-06 04:18 am UTC (link)
Yeah I tried to come up with a "your mom" joke, but I failed miserably. I feel inadequate. Which is also Freudian.

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[info]the_clansmen
2005-03-06 04:30 am UTC (link)
My hand is right in front of me, and I'm pretty good at doing it. :P

[rimshot]

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[info]miss_kitten
2005-03-06 04:37 am UTC (link)
OH SNAP!

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[info]chaimonkey
2005-03-06 05:32 am UTC (link)
Sounds like a hope-the-girl's-drunk-enough sort of come-on.

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[info]livii
2005-03-06 04:21 am UTC (link)
That profile is abso-fucking-lutely hilarious. What an ass! I haven't followed the guy's wank, but man, that's wank-tacular.

I'd be *so* interested in dating him after that.

Btw...what exactly does tl;dr mean? Couldn't find it out anywhere.

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[info]miss_kitten
2005-03-06 04:25 am UTC (link)
Too long; didn't read.

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[info]livii
2005-03-06 04:36 pm UTC (link)
Ah, muchas gracias.

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[info]carlanime
2005-03-06 04:32 am UTC (link)
Is it just me, or does his profile basically say "I'm smarter than you, but I want a fuck-buddy," only with a whole lot more words?

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[info]miss_kitten
2005-03-06 04:39 am UTC (link)
I don't even know. My eyes glazed over after: I am a: 28 yr old man, and I went off in search of something shiny to bat around.

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[info]chaimonkey
2005-03-06 05:31 am UTC (link)
Flipping through the "MORE PHOTOS" is like gazing on the life of a sad and lonely man. The type who goes and poses in the shark mouth alone, has to throw the frisbee to himself, doesn't get anyone to sit with him at work and so has to resort to spending his time taking bad webcam pics of himself and posting them online at an Intarweb matching service...

Oh man, I feel so depressed now.

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[info]fuzzytowers
2005-03-06 06:57 am UTC (link)
I'm not bitter because I'm single.

Huh. Jason's not bitter cuz he's single. Well, all-righty then.

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[info]somnambulicious
2005-03-06 09:09 am UTC (link)
Dude, I would so totally hit that, if he had a different face, and a different body, and a completely different personality, and...oh, wait, I guess that means I wouldn't. No wonder he hates the "meat market" bar scene so much; I read that whole "getting me to buy you a drink" thing as entirely hypothetical. Like, AU-hypothetical.

Oh, wait! I see that he's an Ayn Rand fan. That explains everything.

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[info]suzywongdress
2005-03-06 05:20 pm UTC (link)
I tell you what: if you can supply the gun, I can find a woodshed.

One bullet between the eyes should do it.

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[info]soleta
2005-03-05 11:32 pm UTC (link)
I saw rfjason wanking away happily and sat here and giggled. it was a beautiful thing.

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[info]reinhardt
2005-03-05 11:54 pm UTC (link)
Sometimes, it's just nice to be able to sit back, relax, and laugh at rfjason.

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[info]iris
2005-03-06 12:37 am UTC (link)
rfjason again? His icon. Ow. THE GOGGLES THEY DO NOTHING.

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[info]kijikun
2005-03-06 05:54 am UTC (link)
You'd think the goggles would do something.

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[info]adora_spintriae
2005-03-06 12:44 am UTC (link)
Wasn't Ovariancyst in another recent wank somewhere as well?

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[info]chaimonkey
2005-03-06 01:00 am UTC (link)
[info]bad_sex, I believe.
He/she's a dumbass.

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[info]chaimonkey
2005-03-06 12:58 am UTC (link)
Ugh, [info]rfjason's face is physically revolting. My stomache literally just heaved when I saw his icon.

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[info]the_clansmen
2005-03-06 03:48 am UTC (link)
...Y'know? I don't think he's as hideous as everyone else thinks - but that may be cause I knew a really nice guy who looked just like him but obviously had an entirely different personality.

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[info]chaimonkey
2005-03-06 05:33 am UTC (link)
Possible. For me, it just makes me want to hurl - literally.
Despite all the ugly people I've met in my life, no one's ever quite achieved that. I suppose knowing he's a total prick helps, just as your friend being nice is a good assist.

Congratulations, rfjason!

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[info]carlanime
2005-03-06 02:51 pm UTC (link)
I really don't find him ugly, either.

Abrasive, yes. But ugly? Not really. ::shrugs::

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[info]soleta
2005-03-06 01:26 am UTC (link)
in the interests of... I don't know, amusement? rfjason is over here being a dick to some poor sap who's never heard of him. of course, the poor sap is trying to organize a DDoS on f-ditto.

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[info]soleta
2005-03-06 01:34 am UTC (link)
dude, I keep reading and he's all over the comments there. there's a hilarious exchange over here.

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[info]lurker32
2005-03-06 01:38 am UTC (link)
All I'm seeing is njyoder, rfjason's evil passive-aggressive twin.

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[info]soleta
2005-03-06 01:52 am UTC (link)
sdhflds. brain ded from coke. my bad.

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[info]lurker32
2005-03-06 03:11 am UTC (link)
's okay, they're only distinguishable because njyoder's icon is marginally less hideous.

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[info]lurker32
2005-03-06 03:15 am UTC (link)
Brainlesswonder is aptly named.

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[info]the_clansmen
2005-03-06 03:46 am UTC (link)
What's not true about your comment? Let's see, how about ... YOUR COMMENT.

Is he trying to set records for most mentions on otf_wank in the least period of time? I mean, really.

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[info]nevadafighter
2005-03-06 04:39 am UTC (link)
I think I FINALLY figured out who he reminds me of.

and

Separated by thousands of years of evolution at birth? You decide!

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[info]miss_kitten
2005-03-06 04:42 am UTC (link)
Tom Green/Gilbert Gottfried/Tony Robbins. A winning combination.

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[info]the_clansmen
2005-03-06 05:18 am UTC (link)
...The resemblance is uncanny! Who's the guy on the left?

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[info]nevadafighter
2005-03-06 05:21 am UTC (link)
One of the main characters from the film Quest For Fire. I don't remember the actor's or the character's name, but I'm sure imdb would have it. *is too lazy to look* ;)

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[info]scarah2
2005-03-07 01:51 am UTC (link)
O noes! [info]jameth has baleeted his lj!

I give it 4 hours.

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[info]winter
2005-03-07 11:43 am UTC (link)
>_

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