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Auntie Singe Addams (singe) wrote in otf_wank,
@ 2005-03-08 20:06:00

Metaquotes pointed me towards this.
In the No Ugly Babies comm on LJ a poster called Syannora, referring back to some shit that went down before, gets smug over her 'point' being proven. (Her point being the members hold grudges or herpes or somethin'.)

http://www.livejournal.com/community/nouglybabies/57662.html#comments"

If the members aren't screaming DRAMA WHORE at her, they're responding in HAIKU!

frogger414

whatever else do
you have to do with your life
cept start an e-fight?

catsluvdmb

I agree in full.
Has time for fighting strangers
But not a haiku?

frogger414

smart brain she has not
perhaps she smoked too much crack?
rehab she should go!

catsluvdmb

Her story has changed!
Now she says she does not care.
So many excuses

frogger414

ridiculous is
she who has a brain the size
of a small small flea!

syanorra

you guys are so cool
mightily jealous am i
that im not "cool" too.

frogger414

you recognize your
great uncoolness, but did you
consider rehab?

syanorra

uh huh. i've realized my uncoolness for not responding to comments in haiku format. rehab? for my lack of haiku usage? ha.

frogger414

see my earlier haiku.

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	krazycat 2005-03-09 03:32 am UTC (link)
	Kinda funny. But not as funny as this. 1) Your baby's name - Miracle 2) Your baby's age - 3 Weeks Read that one. Then look at the pictures behind the cut :D (Reply to this)(Thread)

	jeedai 2005-03-09 03:49 am UTC (link)
	BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	smo 2005-03-09 04:39 am UTC (link)
	snerk Now that's my kinda baby. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	pokecheck 2005-03-09 06:31 am UTC (link)
	The "Miracle" of life will never be the same to me. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	redwarrior 2005-03-10 10:04 pm UTC (link)
	That ownz teh Intraweb. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	kijikun 2005-03-09 03:46 am UTC (link)
	this baby is soo cute! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	miss_kitten 2005-03-09 04:10 am UTC (link)
	I like the second or third one down where he's smirking like Elvis. And I hate babies, so he must be abnormally cute. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	also_not_a_pipe 2005-03-09 08:28 pm UTC (link)
	He is! I don't even like kids, but I found myself going "awwww!" at all of the toddler pictures. That shade of blond hair is just gorgeous, too. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	calluna 2005-03-09 04:02 am UTC (link)
	Poetic wanks are the best kind. (Reply to this)

	lurker32 2005-03-09 04:54 am UTC (link)
	That community is great. Babies and funneh! (Reply to this)

	(Anonymous) 2005-03-09 05:36 am UTC (link)
	Noooooo I just had to do a 90 minute presentation for my Advanced Forms and Techniques of Poetry class last week about haiku... These are so not haiku at all. They're just 17 syllables broken into 3 lines. 17 syllables in a 5-7-5 line format does not a Haiku make! No!!! wails and gnashes teeth (Reply to this)(Thread)

	singe 2005-03-09 05:43 am UTC (link)
	Enlighten us. What makes a haiku? (I'm honestly asking because this... Saruman alone at home with Lobelia. Hot wrinkly action! ... is the epitome of my own talents.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gorogoro 2005-03-09 05:53 am UTC (link)
	Classically, inclusion of seasonally-appropriate words, often using nature themes. These days, pretty much anything goes. Generally, supposed to be a mini-picture of a single moment in time. suppressing urge to write 20-page essay with representative works (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	singe 2005-03-09 06:02 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I see. (I need to actually read the classics before I allude to them, certainly.) Thank you! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	deoridhe 2005-03-09 04:26 pm UTC (link)
	There's also supposed to be a mark of punctuation partway through - a dash or period or exclamaition point - from what I've read. I'm amature, though. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gorogoro 2005-03-09 05:00 pm UTC (link)
	Hmm, well, I have to admit I'm not so up on what people are doing with English haikus these days. I do remember some mutterings about "well, you can say more in 17 syllables of English than in 17 syllables of Japanese, so they should be even shorter in English!", blah blah blah. Ah, poets at wank. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	singe 2005-03-09 06:11 pm UTC (link)
	Suddenly 17 syllables becomes difficult. :( (Reply to this)(Parent)

	blackjackrocket 2005-03-09 06:54 am UTC (link)
	I know there's a term for non-nature-oriented ones...but I can't recall it. Sen-something... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2005-03-09 03:20 pm UTC (link)
	supposed to be a mini-picture of a single moment in time I'd say the the Saruman/Lobelia haiku in the above post manages to do that quite well... - Mouse, laughing her ass off (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	singe 2005-03-09 07:00 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks, Mouse! Here's the thread where more fine poetry happened. (God help us.) http://www.livejournal.com/users/singeaddams/92198.html Enjoy! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	deoridhe 2005-03-09 05:47 am UTC (link)
	Ah! In winter see Bare haiku like bare heads Inapropriate. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ashenmote 2005-03-09 03:53 pm UTC (link)
	OMG, deoridhe sama!!!!1! Enough syllables insert a nature theme here Five-seven-five, check (Reply to this)(Parent)

	pokecheck 2005-03-09 09:13 am UTC (link)
	So it's not "correct" Japan won't come and spank you ~~(unless you really want it to)~~ Just point and laugh, 'k? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	catsluvdmb here (Anonymous) 2005-03-09 07:45 am UTC (link)
	Oh happy am I! My haiku meme brings joy! Have a great warm Spring :) (Reply to this)

	beandelphiki 2005-03-09 07:51 am UTC (link)
	Sad, it seems to be a community just for parents to post pictures of their own kids. I'd totally apply with my own baby pics, just to hear what strangers would say, but I guess that's not allowed. Didn't read the wank, just lookin' at the cute babies. Awwww! I'm gonna be here all night. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	beandelphiki 2005-03-09 08:24 am UTC (link)
	Oh, holy crap... If you want wank, check out this post in the same community. It's got some 400+ comments on a WAFFLE. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pokecheck 2005-03-09 08:52 am UTC (link)
	BEHOLD THE WAFFLE OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!! ALL SHALL CHOKE AND...um...CHOKE!! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	plazmah 2005-03-09 09:42 am UTC (link)
	dies Oh man, waffle!wank :) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	mindset 2005-03-09 09:51 am UTC (link)
	Well, it was invaded by the LJ Drama crew. RFJason, check, Jameth, check, and I'm sure lots of others I don't recognize offhand... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	chaimonkey 2005-03-09 08:31 am UTC (link)
	ugly icon hers! i want shoot it in the head faery brains go SPLAT! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2005-03-09 04:38 pm UTC (link)
	frank cho icon? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	adora_spintriae 2005-03-09 08:59 am UTC (link)
	this made me laugh hard they win at teh intarweb I suck at haikus (Reply to this)

	pokecheck 2005-03-09 09:05 am UTC (link)
	Hey, anyone know what waffle [Error: Irreparable invalid markup ('<lj-user="ifeedformula">') in entry. Owner must fix manually. Raw contents below.] Hey, anyone know what waffle <lj-user="ifeedformula"> fed those people to piss them all off so much? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	pokecheck 2005-03-09 09:13 am UTC (link)
	I'm just fuck all with LJ tags today. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2005-03-09 04:25 pm UTC (link)
	She was involved in huge boob_nazis drama a while back, because she uses Babywise (and feeds formula). Then recently she made a (deleted) post in badparents about how she didn't check her son's bath water and ignored his screams for like 15 minutes, but he didn't have permanant scarring! Yay! Oh, and there was something about a poem about her son's penis... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	annabelle_lee 2005-03-09 10:19 am UTC (link)
	This OP is dumb I want a sandwich please Wank makes me hungry. Pass the miracle, someone? (Reply to this)

	soleta 2005-03-09 06:07 pm UTC (link)
	I KNEW THERE HAD TO BE WANK BEHIND THAT. thank you for finding it. I obviously didn't look hard enough. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	singe 2005-03-09 06:15 pm UTC (link)
	Hell, if someone hadn't turned my head and said "Click exactly there," on Metaquotes I wouldn't have found it either! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	WAFFLE WANK marlo 2005-03-09 08:34 pm UTC (link)
	headdesk times infinity. It's a hat trick of OTF Shit I Hate But Can't Help Reading: 1. ratings communities 2. rfjason and the LJ drama crew 3. people jumping in calling child/pet/whatever abuse (Reply to this)

	mydruthers 2005-03-10 12:28 am UTC (link)
	All these baby pics I just turn my head away And buy a kitten (Reply to this)

	redwarrior 2005-03-10 10:02 pm UTC (link)
	Lots of baby pics Oh why are people breeding? Let us turn them gay. >3 (My haiku suck, unless they're in Japanese.) (Reply to this)

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