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Bougielala mothafucka ([info]thoms) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-03-09 01:39:00
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This is still small, but it has a lot of potential, provided she doesn't just delete comments or lock up the entry.

Remember Miss O'Hara? She was wanked back in January for her comments about people wearing casual clothing out in public.

Well, she's at it again. This time... Well. I honestly can't figure out what she's on about.

She starts out with a cracked out comment about "Needing to prove your married to get contraceptives."

And then, after posting a quote from the "newly outed Republican" editor of Playgirl, makes some sweeping generalisations about liberal men and then conjures up some very bad images of sex with Donald Rumsfeld.

-SHUDDER-

People have started coming in to call her on her attitude, and one of her buddies calls a married woman a "liberal whore."

Good times.

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[info]backfromspace
2005-03-09 07:50 am UTC (link)
liberal men are usually manicured pansies.

Well, I suppose that's true. If you don't count the massive calluses built up by years and years of not needing condoms.

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(Anonymous)
2005-03-09 04:06 pm UTC (link)
let's see, I use a 10lb sldehammer one handed for smithing, decent at caber tossing, have pulled and worked on engines and transmissions, ...


yeah,


I'm such a pansy,

people like that paraquat make me violent..

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[info]the_clansmen
2005-03-09 08:40 am UTC (link)
We might see a drop in quite a few things, don't you think?

Like the number of teens using contraceptives because they can't get them?

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[info]pokecheck
2005-03-09 08:47 am UTC (link)
It doesn't matter if they can get them or not. All that matters is that fan fiction taught them how to use that IUD.

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(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2005-03-09 08:54 am UTC
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(Anonymous)
2005-03-09 08:51 am UTC (link)
For that matter, does the name "Donald Rumsfeld" mean anything to you?

She thinks Donald Rumsfeld is a sex symbol? OW. The Internet finally broke my brain.

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(no subject) - [info]llama_treats, 2005-03-09 04:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jedilora, 2005-03-09 06:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]crickets, 2005-03-09 09:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tempslut, 2005-03-09 07:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-09 10:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tempslut, 2005-03-10 01:27 am UTC

[info]adora_spintriae
2005-03-09 08:53 am UTC (link)
We might see a drop in quite a few things, don't you think?

Yeah, like sexual health, quality of living, and gender equality.

Most certainly, 10th-graders don't need condoms, because they aren't old enough to be using them yet.

No. Words.

Sorry, gentlemen - this really is a dame thing. It's inexplicable.

Once again, I missed this memo that was meant to be blu-tacked to my clitoris, or something. Oh, and is this then an endorsement for gay marriage, so they can by dental dams and condoms too?

Please, someone tell me she's a troll. I'm begging you.

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(no subject) - [info]lurker32, 2005-03-09 04:20 pm UTC

[info]xero_sky
2005-03-09 09:02 am UTC (link)
Why a Republican is into smut is beyond me, but...well...whatever.

She's really not all that bright, is she?

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(no subject) - [info]mrbimble, 2005-03-09 06:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_clansmen, 2005-03-09 07:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-10 01:29 am UTC

[info]krazycat
2005-03-09 09:04 am UTC (link)
"I have a proposal. No one on earth is allowed to get contraceptives unless they are married. One must produce a license upon purchase."

But wait, I thought the point of being married was reproduction and all that? God's plan and all that. Sex is just for babymaking. Why not ban birthcontrol alltogether. That will show them.


Retard.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-10 01:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]madamrex, 2005-03-11 07:48 pm UTC

[info]indis_earfalas
2005-03-09 10:26 am UTC (link)
Augh. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.

What is this? 1952???? And what's with all of the "moll" and "dame" shit? *shudders*

Someone send her to hang out with those mysoginistic genius guys, please?

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(no subject) - [info]tempslut, 2005-03-09 07:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-09 10:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]marlo, 2005-03-10 01:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2005-03-10 02:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sewingmyfish, 2005-03-10 04:03 am UTC

[info]cathowl
2005-03-09 10:41 am UTC (link)
Ah, brought forward in a time machine, was she?

When I was 16 (Hm... What would that be... 10th grade?) I had access to contraceptives through my mom. She put condoms in the bathroom drawer and made sure I knew they were there.

Because, she figured, I was probably going to have sex anyway, and if I was, she might as well make sure no one would get pregnant or pass on something because of it.

But then, that's the smart thing to do, and earth logic has no place here.

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(no subject) - [info]tempslut, 2005-03-09 07:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]loony666, 2005-03-09 08:10 pm UTC

[info]kijikun
2005-03-09 01:14 pm UTC (link)
She's really just a drawn out hoax..right?

Right?

*whimpers*

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(no subject) - [info]suzywongdress, 2005-03-09 04:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_clansmen, 2005-03-09 07:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cpip, 2005-03-09 08:59 pm UTC

[info]coffee_mug
2005-03-09 01:36 pm UTC (link)
That is hilarious because it is, doubtless, true (not that I have any frame of reference) - liberal men are usually manicured pansies. Those Republican men are also far more willing to fight, bleed, sacrifice and die for their wives, too - I would NEVER, ever, date a pacifist or a man who didn't know his way around a firearm, much less marry one.

Yeah, peace is obviously teh suck and all Republicans can use guns, it's like a party policy or something. And yes, one's political beliefs are ultimately most tied to their behaviour in the bedroom.

[silly]
Hahahaha, just imagine Republican sex. "Let's play Vietnam again, honey!" "I'll bring my 'firearm'!!" "Ohhh yess, sacrifice for me, baby!"
[/silly]

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(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2005-03-09 03:22 pm UTC
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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-09 04:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]teratologist, 2005-03-09 06:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - ataniell93, 2005-03-09 07:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]teratologist, 2005-03-09 07:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - ataniell93, 2005-03-09 07:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2005-03-09 07:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]coffee_mug, 2005-03-09 09:24 pm UTC

[info]kerikeri
2005-03-09 04:41 pm UTC (link)
Wow, I've finally seen the error of my ways! I've been wasting my time with those weak, terribly unmasculine liberal men who have silly ideas about seeing and treating me as an equal, when all this time I should have been holding out for a nice Republican boy who will boss me around, keep me barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen, and run off with a 16-year-old if I ever dare to wear anything less than pearls and heels around him treat me like a woman!

I find it hilarious that women like her speak so openly and opinionatedly about how "traditional" relationships and roles for women are so wonderful. Someone should let them know that if we really did go back to those times, no one would listen to them, because women weren't supposed to have strong political opinions. So if they want to be "treated like women," fine, but wanting to take the "good" (having men dote on them and earn money for them to spend on their precious wardrobes) without the bad (having to shut the fuck up and get back in the kitchen) is just cheating.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-09 10:06 pm UTC

[info]dark_puck
2005-03-09 05:25 pm UTC (link)
....

*whimpers*

*gathers materials for the excorcism*

She's not in party, she's only pretending, she's not in my party....

That being said...


liberal men are usually manicured pansies.

She obviously has never met my ex. Or been to my college, for that matter.


I would NEVER, ever, date a pacifist or a man who didn't know his way around a firearm

Your loss. Miss out on some fun debates screaming arguments that way.

For all their talk about free love and sensitivity, liberal laddies don't know much about the nature and soul of a woman, and probably don't know much about their own nature, either. I mean, they can't even treat a woman like a woman.

I was treated like an equal, despite my differences in opinion. I druther have that, personally.

I do love how she segues from politics to clothing though. Wow.

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-03-09 08:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]funwithrage, 2005-03-10 03:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dark_puck, 2005-03-10 03:18 am UTC

[info]teratologist
2005-03-09 05:50 pm UTC (link)
It's funny. She wants a marriage with someone who will slap her around and condescend to her, yet when people show up to do so in her comments, whining ensues.

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[info]sewingmyfish
2005-03-09 06:58 pm UTC (link)
I thought about going to her journal, telling her to shut the fuck up and make me a sandwich, but then I realized, in her world, that would be a marriage proposal.

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-03-09 08:28 pm UTC
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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-09 10:06 pm UTC

[info]the_clansmen
2005-03-09 07:14 pm UTC (link)
Why do I always comment before I finish reading? Damn short attention span.

Most certainly, 10th-graders don't need condoms, because they aren't old enough to be using them yet.

Maybe most 10th graders shoudn't be using condoms, but I assure you that they are quite capable.

For that matter, does the name "Donald Rumsfeld" mean anything to you?

Please tell me she's joking. [whimpers]

Those Republican men are also far more willing to fight, bleed, sacrifice and die for their wives, too - I would NEVER, ever, date a pacifist or a man who didn't know his way around a firearm, much less marry one.

Because when an armed man comes into my house, I want my husband to pull a gun on the armed man, thus causing said armed man to freak out and fire his own weapon into my husband, thereby causing my husband to bleed and sacrifice all over the nice clean sheets.

liberal laddies don't know much about the nature and soul of a woman

and that means a young woman's thoughts turn to...new clothes!

So when you meant 'woman' you meant...you! Because clothing's about the bottom of my list of thoughts.

The fact that this year's trends are perfectly suited to my style and personality

She has a personality?

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(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2005-03-09 07:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-03-09 08:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cpip, 2005-03-09 08:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-03-09 10:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]blue_linnet, 2005-03-10 01:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_clansmen, 2005-03-10 02:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blue_linnet, 2005-03-10 04:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]squib, 2005-03-10 09:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]necronomist, 2005-03-11 04:57 am UTC

ataniell93
2005-03-09 07:29 pm UTC (link)
Actually, as recently as the 1950's, you had to have a wedding ring to get a diaphragm.

I know this, and I wasn't alive back then.

Why doesn't she know this?

IDIOT!!!

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(no subject) - [info]loony666, 2005-03-09 08:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-03-09 08:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]loony666, 2005-03-11 02:47 am UTC

[info]loony666
2005-03-09 08:09 pm UTC (link)
From the site she linked to at the top of her post:

We question the judgment of the MCPS Board of Education's decision to include oral and anal sex in the video when the Surgeon General of the United States has said; "Condoms provide some protection, but anal intercourse is simply too dangerous to practice."

*sigh*

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(no subject) - [info]lindentree, 2005-03-10 12:57 am UTC

[info]smo
2005-03-09 08:22 pm UTC (link)
Sorry, gentlemen - this really is a dame thing. It's inexplicable.

Out. Get OUT of my gender!

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[info]marlo
2005-03-10 01:12 am UTC (link)
I would NEVER, ever, date a pacifist or a man who didn't know his way around a firearm, much less marry one.

::Retch!::

The world already has one Ann Coulter, and that's already FAR too many.

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(no subject) - [info]tempslut, 2005-03-10 01:33 am UTC

[info]isbobhereyet
2005-03-10 01:34 am UTC (link)
Really, I usually don't need much to make me happy and update the wardrobe a bit, but since food is considered optional at the moment...

I believe a clue is right in that nugget there. In her crusted, burnt out little black hole of a universe you choose not to eat. I take it evolution is a choice as well.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-10 02:58 am UTC
You guys are asshats
(Anonymous)
2005-03-10 03:20 am UTC (link)
Belittling someone over their struggle with anorexia is the coldest motherfucking shit I've ever seen. You want to rag on someone, go ahead, but for fuck's sake show some dignity.

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Re: You guys are asshats - [info]thoms, 2005-03-10 03:59 am UTC
Re: You guys are asshats - (Anonymous), 2005-03-10 04:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]morgyne, 2005-03-10 05:38 am UTC
Re: You guys are asshats - tourette, 2005-03-10 03:19 pm UTC
Re: You guys are asshats - [info]loony666, 2005-03-11 01:27 am UTC
Re: You guys are asshats - (Anonymous), 2005-03-10 06:16 am UTC
Re: You guys are asshats - (Anonymous), 2005-03-10 06:31 am UTC
Re: You guys are asshats - [info]loony666, 2005-03-11 01:26 am UTC
Re: You guys are asshats - [info]mastervex, 2005-03-11 03:49 pm UTC

[info]sewingmyfish
2005-03-10 04:08 am UTC (link)
Why do you think we molls with common sense swoon over soldiers, firemen and cowboys?
Because you have a Village People Fetish?

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(no subject) - [info]gweniveeve, 2005-03-10 12:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]teratologist, 2005-03-10 12:34 pm UTC
Way, way OT
[info]zorayda
2005-03-11 01:15 am UTC (link)
Is that Jai Rodriguez in drag in your icon?

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Re: Way, way OT - [info]thoms, 2005-03-11 07:56 am UTC

  
   
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