Wank wank = wank squared
klavier feels that masturbation is OMG TEH GROSSX, and
says so. She also compares penises to a (rather phallic, truth be told) picture of a chest-bursting baby alien. Anti-masturbation fans
join the circle jerk,
travelsizedoug trolls saying that it's
better than rape anyway, and there's even an ickle baby side wank when a Stan Winston fan
complains about the misuse of the poor alien image.
Oh, and
there's a sequel, too.