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Semi-righteous Indignation (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} sneer) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} otf_wank,@ 2005-03-14 22:21:00 |
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Your regularly scheduled customers_suck wank
We were overdue for c_s wank, weren't we?
ttam_ posts a list of shit he's sick of seeing in sucky customer posts...
People, I don't mean any offense, but I gotta say it. I'm going to freaking lose my shit if I have to see one more entry in this group that includes:
--"Hi I'm new here! I have lots of sucky stories, but I'll tell em later!" (Don't Bother! do you think we care about your introduction? No!)
--"Tales of a [insert random job]" (It's been done before, kids. Find a new tagline PLEASE!)
--So many gramatical/spelling errors its no wonder you fucking work the night shift at McDonald's (spell-check is there for a reason, son!)
--"ICONLOVE!" (No one cares or wants to read your 5-comment digression on how much their icon rocks/doesn't rock, you know?)
--"^_^" or "o_O" (Can't we find more unique/verbose/original ways to express ourselves?!)
--"So this Black/Asian/Woman/Latino comes in..." (It's 2005, sexism and racism are over-rated!)
--"Me: your hero at the register/manager on duty/etc!" (DUH, we know what the fuck "me" means, you know?!)
--"If it doesnt scan, do I get it for free?!" (everyone and their mother has posted that on here. It's OLD and HACKNEYED as fuck!)
And, while I'm at it, enough of the stories about:
--dirty bathrooms
--customers who come in right before closing
--your cool manager who's got your back
--a dirty old man asking you out when you're 15
I mean, for real people. Are we not smart and capable enough to come up with some new material? I love this group as much as the next guy, but damn! I wanna bang my head against a wall every time I read it! Its repetitive, ignorant and boring. Let's see some change, kids!
Thanks!! :D :D :D
Ohhh boy.
A number of commenters agree with the list.
tornbetween points out the irony of ttam_ bitching about emoticons and then closing his post with them.
rimrunner is quite civil for a while, and ends by slapping ttam_ with his/her grammar cock, and a few comments later smokeandreason gets in a smack of his/her own by pointing out the bad Russian in ttam_'s userinfo. On the other side of the grammar coin, chii_chan9148 defends the poor maligned smiley and agrees robustly to the grammar thing, never mind the fact that she keeps using the word "peoples" where she should be using "people".
Then you've got emerldsword and his/her U MEENIE THINK OF TEH N00BZ pimpslap.
A troll all dressed up for St. Paddy's makes an appearance.
Get it before it's bahleeted!
We were overdue for c_s wank, weren't we?
ttam_ posts a list of shit he's sick of seeing in sucky customer posts...
People, I don't mean any offense, but I gotta say it. I'm going to freaking lose my shit if I have to see one more entry in this group that includes:
--"Hi I'm new here! I have lots of sucky stories, but I'll tell em later!" (Don't Bother! do you think we care about your introduction? No!)
--"Tales of a [insert random job]" (It's been done before, kids. Find a new tagline PLEASE!)
--So many gramatical/spelling errors its no wonder you fucking work the night shift at McDonald's (spell-check is there for a reason, son!)
--"ICONLOVE!" (No one cares or wants to read your 5-comment digression on how much their icon rocks/doesn't rock, you know?)
--"^_^" or "o_O" (Can't we find more unique/verbose/original ways to express ourselves?!)
--"So this Black/Asian/Woman/Latino comes in..." (It's 2005, sexism and racism are over-rated!)
--"Me: your hero at the register/manager on duty/etc!" (DUH, we know what the fuck "me" means, you know?!)
--"If it doesnt scan, do I get it for free?!" (everyone and their mother has posted that on here. It's OLD and HACKNEYED as fuck!)
And, while I'm at it, enough of the stories about:
--dirty bathrooms
--customers who come in right before closing
--your cool manager who's got your back
--a dirty old man asking you out when you're 15
I mean, for real people. Are we not smart and capable enough to come up with some new material? I love this group as much as the next guy, but damn! I wanna bang my head against a wall every time I read it! Its repetitive, ignorant and boring. Let's see some change, kids!
Thanks!! :D :D :D
Ohhh boy.
A number of commenters agree with the list.
tornbetween points out the irony of ttam_ bitching about emoticons and then closing his post with them.
rimrunner is quite civil for a while, and ends by slapping ttam_ with his/her grammar cock, and a few comments later smokeandreason gets in a smack of his/her own by pointing out the bad Russian in ttam_'s userinfo. On the other side of the grammar coin, chii_chan9148 defends the poor maligned smiley and agrees robustly to the grammar thing, never mind the fact that she keeps using the word "peoples" where she should be using "people".
Then you've got emerldsword and his/her U MEENIE THINK OF TEH N00BZ pimpslap.
A troll all dressed up for St. Paddy's makes an appearance.
Get it before it's bahleeted!
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