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Allusion Q. Witticism ([info]kadath) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-03-16 09:34:00
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Current mood:Gobsmacked

Oh sweet merciful Bast
Cat sex wank in metaquotes. I'm not even going to attempt to describe this, but I will say it's got nothing to do with furries.

ETA: It seems that the metaquoted poster yanked content directly from everything2, but it looks like she didn't actually claim credit for it. (Thanks, carlanime.)


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[info]smo
2005-03-16 03:37 pm UTC (link)
*facepalm* I knew that shit would turn into wank. I just knew it.

I don't suppose it occurred to any of those people that the person who actually owned the cat could have gotten it spayed? No, of course not. *rolleyes*

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[info]bishounenhuntrs
2005-03-16 04:11 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, what was up with people getting jumped for commenting about spaying the cat?
It's not like anyone said they had too.

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-03-16 04:23 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-03-16 05:37 pm UTC (link)
I said this there, actually -- I think vets tend to avoid performing that surgery WHILE a cat is in heat; you have to wait until it's over. I read this as a "in the meantime, while you're waiting for this to pass so you can get the surgery" move.

-- Queencallipygos

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-03-16 05:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-16 05:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kadath, 2005-03-16 05:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2005-03-16 08:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-16 11:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-16 11:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-03-16 06:07 pm UTC

[info]mistressrenet
2005-03-16 06:22 pm UTC (link)
That got bizarre really quickly. Not that the original post wasn't a little WTF.

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[info]phosfate
2005-03-16 03:49 pm UTC (link)
Shut up, Metaquotes! Shut up! Shut the god damned hell up!

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[info]ashenmote
2005-03-16 04:03 pm UTC (link)
Can I join in with the chanting if I use my best Monty Python Gumby voice?

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(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2005-03-16 04:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2005-03-16 04:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cellardoor28, 2005-03-16 06:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2005-03-16 06:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cellardoor28, 2005-03-16 06:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2005-03-16 07:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cellardoor28, 2005-03-16 07:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bitca, 2005-03-16 09:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cellardoor28, 2005-03-16 09:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]electric_sheep, 2005-03-16 09:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cellardoor28, 2005-03-16 09:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]prettypinkkitty, 2005-03-16 11:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2005-03-17 12:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2005-03-17 12:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-03-16 05:40 pm UTC

[info]krazycat
2005-03-16 03:52 pm UTC (link)
EEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH!

*hides*

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kittywank wank
[info]carlanime
2005-03-16 04:09 pm UTC (link)
You'd think lines like there is a subtle and audible difference in the scream of satisfaction and the scream of rectal pain. experiment a little until you can distinguish the two might tip them off that she's being funny, but no: why assume humour when you can leap straight into indignation over OMGCatPerve! ::sigh::

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Oh wait: it gets better
[info]carlanime
2005-03-16 04:15 pm UTC (link)
She's an OMGCatPlagiarist!

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Re: Oh wait: it gets better - [info]kadath, 2005-03-16 04:20 pm UTC
Re: Oh wait: it gets better - [info]carlanime, 2005-03-16 04:22 pm UTC

[info]marlo
2005-03-16 05:41 pm UTC (link)
ooo, everything2! I didn't know people other than me knew about it.

re: catsex: ew!

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[info]provetheworst
2005-03-17 04:06 am UTC (link)
I ♥ e2.

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(Anonymous)
2005-03-16 06:28 pm UTC (link)
I took it that the original post was not meant in a serious vein. Not so? I'm kind of baffled that so many people took it seriously. That sort of thing isn't really common practice...or is it? Meep!

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[info]xero_sky
2005-03-16 07:39 pm UTC (link)
Well, helllllloooo kitty!

*cries*

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[info]singe
2005-03-16 08:24 pm UTC (link)
I asked Jaie for her icon. Appropriate, no?

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(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2005-03-16 10:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2005-03-17 02:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]birdyexmachina, 2005-03-17 12:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2005-03-17 02:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2005-03-17 12:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2005-03-17 02:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2005-03-17 02:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2005-03-17 03:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]xero_sky, 2005-03-17 03:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2005-03-17 04:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mooncalf, 2005-03-17 06:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2005-03-18 01:59 am UTC

[info]mindset
2005-03-16 08:39 pm UTC (link)
*sings*

"What's new, pussycat? Whoa-a-a-a-ohhhh..."

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(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2005-03-17 08:27 am UTC

[info]ladybirdsleeps
2005-03-16 09:51 pm UTC (link)
Damnit, where are the pictures? CHEA-TED!

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[info]mambo
2005-03-16 10:25 pm UTC (link)
I feel the need to mention this, as I do in any conversation involving animal genitalia at all:

My great-grandmum used to masturbate her cockatoo, Smokey.

That is all.

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[info]rachelmap
2005-03-16 11:44 pm UTC (link)
I ate horse penis once. It was boiled, sliced very thin, and served with a mustard sauce for dipping.

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(no subject) - [info]mambo, 2005-03-17 01:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rachelmap, 2005-03-17 04:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mambo, 2005-03-17 05:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rachelmap, 2005-03-17 05:56 am UTC

[info]mindset
2005-03-17 10:24 am UTC (link)
She wouldn't be related to this little old lady, would she?

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(no subject) - [info]mambo, 2005-03-17 12:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mindset, 2005-03-17 08:48 pm UTC

[info]princessdot
2005-03-17 12:33 am UTC (link)
Well at least I learned that the male cat penis is barbed.

~feels all edumacated~

0.o

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(no subject) - [info]gweniveeve, 2005-03-17 03:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fiatincantatum, 2005-03-17 03:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gweniveeve, 2005-03-17 11:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fiatincantatum, 2005-03-17 01:41 pm UTC

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Re: This ties in nicely with the Calvin/Hobbes slash, dunnit? - [info]gweniveeve, 2005-03-17 11:52 am UTC

[info]bemysty
2005-03-17 05:44 am UTC (link)
I personally stopped at this, because otherwise I might've popped something important from laughing. As it is, I think I broke something in my left eye *squints*

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(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2005-03-17 08:31 am UTC

[info]adora_spintriae
2005-03-17 09:46 am UTC (link)
For some reason I am disappointed this isn't like the stories involving peanut butter and mans-best-friend...

Only cos they would cause more wank. I swear!

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[info]mastervex
2005-03-17 12:10 pm UTC (link)
Dr. Venture: I heard if you take a q-tip and moisten it with warm water...
Dr. Orpheus: Ohhhh! I tried that once, it was horrible. I couldn't look at her for a week. She was just a walking reminder of our common shame.

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(no subject) - [info]bohicamouse, 2005-03-19 08:32 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-03-18 02:56 am UTC (link)
Wow, wank in more than one sense!

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