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miss_kitten ([info]miss_kitten) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-03-23 00:46:00


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Current mood:Impish

Paris Hilton - Wax Idol or Semen Receptacle?
I'm not sure if this would be considered wank, but I thought it was funny and I feel the need to share the hilarity. (EDIT: I originally had this in fandom_lounge but I am told it's wank, so here you go!)

Feminist_rage about Paris Hilton's House of Wax poster.



The movie stars at least 3-4 big name actors, including Miss Paris Hilton. The poster, if any of you've seen it, has Miss Hilton on her back (the shot is of her head and upper chest), with her head turned to the side, and wax covering her entirely. This would be ok if the wax did not resemble semen. Upon closer study, one can clearly make out wax dribbling from Paris's lips, chin, and nose. What's more, her neck/upper chest is coated in a globby, clear coating of "wax" that reminded me all too much of that grotesque phrase "pearl necklace" - it absolutely disgusted me, and I can't walk by that poster while I'm at work without thinking, how fucking disturbing.


The poster in question.

Best quotes, IMO:

rosetryst: I'm gagging right along with you.

rubycat: I guess sometimes it's not so bad that I don't get out much.

belladonnalin: By the way, the use of the term "guys" isn't gender-nuetral and is masculine-normative. If you could edit that out to reflect the fact that your audience includes men, wymyn, transfolk, and those who don't have a gender identity, I'd appreciate it.



My eyes are now sprained from all the rolling.



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[info]princessdot
2005-03-23 08:04 am UTC (link)
Heh, guess I don't get out much either, hadn't seen that pic and yea, it looks like semen to me too. ^_^

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[info]blackjackrocket
2005-03-23 08:04 am UTC (link)
Oh please, 'guys' has been gender-neutral for the past twenty years.

And if that's what they make of the poster, I shudder to think what they'll think of the actual movie. "Oh my god! She's covered in a thick white liquid! This whole movie is about SEX!"

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(no subject) - [info]moonjaguar, 2005-03-23 04:45 pm UTC

[info]rogue
2005-03-23 08:08 am UTC (link)
Huh. I didn't realize the poster was of Paris. After looking at it, I still don't entirely see it. Maybe I just don't have her face memorized like the real feminists.

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(no subject) - [info]miss_kitten, 2005-03-23 08:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gal_montag, 2005-03-23 08:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2005-03-24 12:17 pm UTC

[info]sorchar
2005-03-23 08:15 am UTC (link)
Looks like wax to me, man.

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(no subject) - [info]moonjaguar, 2005-03-23 04:51 pm UTC

[info]iczer6
2005-03-23 08:16 am UTC (link)
I think it's disturbing but then I believe that 'House of Wax' is a horror movie right?

And I'm not seeing the porny side of this poster either.

But then I spell woman/women with 'o's and 'a's and 'e's so I didn't get the secret decoder ring that these people have.

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[info]khym_chanur
2005-03-23 08:18 am UTC (link)
But, but, semen isn't clear/transparent. Pre-cum is, but not semen itself.

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(no subject) - [info]miss_kitten, 2005-03-23 08:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]khym_chanur, 2005-03-23 08:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pokecheck, 2005-03-23 08:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2005-03-23 09:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-03-23 12:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]loony666, 2005-03-23 07:30 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]cpip, 2005-03-23 03:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2005-03-23 10:46 pm UTC

[info]gal_montag
2005-03-23 08:22 am UTC (link)
Looks like a melting wax figure to me. And I'm not sure how she can tell that's Paris and not someone else.

Not to mention it's not like Paris Hilton could ever be held up as a heroine of the women's rights movement.

Also, people need to lighten the fuck up. I thought belladonnalin was being facetious until I read the post.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-23 08:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gal_montag, 2005-03-23 09:01 pm UTC

[info]tangentialone
2005-03-23 08:25 am UTC (link)
Looks like wax to me. Although, it looks more like it was poured over her than it looks like she's melting. Disappointing.

...Hey, maybe it's semen and wax! Obviously, the male wax dolls have been engaging in a little bukkake.

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[info]pokecheck
2005-03-23 08:26 am UTC (link)
Semen is turquoise?

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(no subject) - [info]miss_kitten, 2005-03-23 08:27 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-03-23 12:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2005-03-23 04:39 pm UTC
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[info]khym_chanur
2005-03-23 08:32 am UTC (link)
I also don't get the reaction to the tagline "Prey. Slash. Display." That's a description of what the villain is doing, not a call for people to go out and do the same thing.

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(no subject) - [info]miss_kitten, 2005-03-23 08:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]khym_chanur, 2005-03-23 08:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]miss_kitten, 2005-03-23 08:38 am UTC
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[info]sorchar
2005-03-23 08:43 am UTC (link)
HOrror movies have always been violent porn for boys

Damn. Not only am I apparently getting off on horror movies without realizing it, I'm also a boy without realizing it. Thank you, feminist_rage, for opening my eyes!

Or I suppose that should be opynyng mie eieios.

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(no subject) - [info]telesilla, 2005-03-23 08:47 am UTC
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[info]atalantapendrag
2005-03-23 09:17 am UTC (link)
...half the time in feminist_rage I find myself biting my tongue and hitting the back button before I find myself posting something regrettable.

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(no subject) - [info]beandelphiki, 2005-03-26 07:46 pm UTC

[info]sorchar
2005-03-23 09:20 am UTC (link)
Oooh, new comment!

(I've unfortunately had friends who tastelessly liked showing off their porn collections at parties).

Dammit, I want her friends!

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(no subject) - [info]miss_kitten, 2005-03-23 09:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wankismyfandom, 2005-03-23 11:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]soleta, 2005-03-23 08:22 pm UTC
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[info]innsmouth_eyes
2005-03-23 09:22 am UTC (link)
Well, despite that semen isn't clear, it's still pretty suggestive, as I'm sure it's supposed to be. But, like, she's Paris Hilton. What do they want, a kinder, gentler, more wholesome Paris Hilton? That poster is probably the nicest-looking thing I've ever seen her in, mostly because it doesn't really look like her. Lots of pretty greens. I also have a feeling the poster will be the best part of that movie. Has anybody seen the trailer? It's the most brain-dead thing since Paris herself.

It also doesn't leave much room to wonder what happens to Ms. Hilton's character.

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(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2005-03-23 09:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dark_puck, 2005-03-23 07:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-23 08:27 pm UTC

[info]tempslut
2005-03-23 09:23 am UTC (link)
Personally, Paris Hilton offends me more than fake semen ever could.

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(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2005-03-23 09:27 am UTC

[info]xero_sky
2005-03-23 11:24 am UTC (link)
Maybe it's my highly-paid position as a tool of the patriarchy speaking, but I'd pay fairly good money to witness Paris "Hi, I'm a walking sperm bank" Hilton actually get drowned in hot wax.

As for the movie... Man, I'm so sorry, Vincent.

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[info]smo
2005-03-23 11:54 am UTC (link)
*insert "Plaster of Paris" joke here*

Also, what kind of job does this chick have where she walks past a poster of Paris Hilton every day?

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(no subject) - [info]cpip, 2005-03-23 03:08 pm UTC
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[info]llama_treats
2005-03-23 12:57 pm UTC (link)
So, who's up for writing Paris Hilton/Dead!Vincent Price?

Anyone...?

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(no subject) - [info]mastervex, 2005-03-27 11:03 pm UTC

[info]feenix
2005-03-23 02:06 pm UTC (link)
In response to the title: Um, is it even a question?

ANYWAY.

1) Since when is Paris Hilton a big-name movie star? Considering her only feature was "A Night in Paris," I wouldn't count her as a movie star.

2) Dammit, it's "women," not "wymyn!" Every time a feminist bastardizes the word "women," God kills a troglodyte. By bludgeoning him to death with a package of Kotex.

Um...not like that's a bad thing, but still.

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(no subject) - [info]esorlehcar, 2005-03-23 05:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2005-03-23 10:43 pm UTC
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[info]mathilde
2005-03-23 02:17 pm UTC (link)
You can tell she doesn't get out much, if she thinks semen is either blue or clear.

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[info]shoiryu
2005-03-23 03:06 pm UTC (link)
Personally I'm just happy that this movie seems to be promising me a guarenteed chance to watch Paris Hilton die.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-23 05:55 pm UTC
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(Anonymous)
2005-03-23 03:23 pm UTC (link)
You'd think that someone who used the word "neutral" so constantly would know how to spell it.

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(no subject) - [info]tekanji, 2005-03-23 07:43 pm UTC
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[info]zaliesiren
2005-03-23 04:42 pm UTC (link)
By the way, the use of the term "guys" isn't gender-nuetral and is masculine-normative. If you could edit that out to reflect the fact that your audience includes men, wymyn, transfolk, and those who don't have a gender identity, I'd appreciate it.

Uh huh. First, I thought she was joking, then come to find out I'm a horrible feminist for calling all my friends, regardless of gender, 'guys.'

Riiiight. I'll just be over here where the PCs can't get me.

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(no subject) - [info]onetrickpony, 2005-03-23 06:45 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]tekanji, 2005-03-23 07:45 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]beandelphiki, 2005-03-26 08:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mastervex, 2005-03-27 11:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mastervex, 2005-03-24 04:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rosehiptea, 2005-03-25 12:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rosehiptea, 2005-03-24 02:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tekanji, 2005-03-24 02:55 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-03-23 06:43 pm UTC (link)
They should watch the Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset.

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[info]carlanime
2005-03-23 07:05 pm UTC (link)
What's more, her neck/upper chest is coated in a globby, clear coating of "wax" that reminded me all too much of that grotesque phrase "pearl necklace" - it absolutely disgusted me,

So it would be less offensive to pour hot wax over someone than to spray them with semen?
...okay then. I'll be over here in the "no hot wax please" corner.

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(no subject) - [info]sewingmyfish, 2005-03-23 10:51 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]carlanime, 2005-03-24 03:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]evilsource, 2005-03-24 03:22 am UTC
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