Current mood:

Impish

Paris Hilton - Wax Idol or Semen Receptacle?
I'm not sure if this would be considered wank, but I thought it was funny and I feel the need to share the hilarity. (EDIT: I originally had this in fandom_lounge but I am told it's wank, so here you go!)

Feminist_rage about Paris Hilton's House of Wax poster.

The movie stars at least 3-4 big name actors, including Miss Paris Hilton. The poster, if any of you've seen it, has Miss Hilton on her back (the shot is of her head and upper chest), with her head turned to the side, and wax covering her entirely. This would be ok if the wax did not resemble semen. Upon closer study, one can clearly make out wax dribbling from Paris's lips, chin, and nose. What's more, her neck/upper chest is coated in a globby, clear coating of "wax" that reminded me all too much of that grotesque phrase "pearl necklace" - it absolutely disgusted me, and I can't walk by that poster while I'm at work without thinking, how fucking disturbing.

The poster in question.

Best quotes, IMO:

rosetryst: I'm gagging right along with you.

rubycat: I guess sometimes it's not so bad that I don't get out much.

belladonnalin: By the way, the use of the term "guys" isn't gender-nuetral and is masculine-normative. If you could edit that out to reflect the fact that your audience includes men, wymyn, transfolk, and those who don't have a gender identity, I'd appreciate it.



My eyes are now sprained from all the rolling.