food_wank
Proving that knitters aren't the only hobbyists who can bring the splooge, we now have a-rumblin' and a-wankin' going on in the food_porn community, a place normally dedicated to people chatting away about whatever yummy things they've been eating or cooking.

It would seem that someone, very possibly delko, posted an overlarge pic to the community sans cut tag. Said post has been bahleeted as far as I can tell, but it does prompt the moderator to create a new rule that "All pictures larger than 400X600 need to be behind a cut."

c0nsumer is not happy with this, because tiny pictures make Ramen Noodles look like ass nachos. (Note that you're not going to want to click the second link in his post. Just... trust me.) Ever eager to follow the rules, though, he posts a series of pictures with no lj-cut because passive-agressive immaturity always wins the mod never said anything about having to put multiple pics behind a cut. And if you don't like it you clearly hate the handicapped.

You'd think the last bit would be the winner for which part of this wank creates a new jurisimprudence rule, but the award for that goes to delko who declares getting a degree in Interactive Multimedia means never having to use a cut-tag.

Bon wankapetit!