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The Brat Queen ([info]thebratqueen) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-03-28 01:10:00


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Current mood:Mildly Amused

food_wank
Proving that knitters aren't the only hobbyists who can bring the splooge, we now have a-rumblin' and a-wankin' going on in the food_porn community, a place normally dedicated to people chatting away about whatever yummy things they've been eating or cooking.

It would seem that someone, very possibly [info]delko, posted an overlarge pic to the community sans cut tag. Said post has been bahleeted as far as I can tell, but it does prompt the moderator to create a new rule that "All pictures larger than 400X600 need to be behind a cut."

[info]c0nsumer is not happy with this, because tiny pictures make Ramen Noodles look like ass nachos. (Note that you're not going to want to click the second link in his post. Just... trust me.) Ever eager to follow the rules, though, he posts a series of pictures with no lj-cut because passive-agressive immaturity always wins the mod never said anything about having to put multiple pics behind a cut. And if you don't like it you clearly hate the handicapped.

You'd think the last bit would be the winner for which part of this wank creates a new [info]jurisimprudence rule, but the award for that goes to [info]delko who declares getting a degree in Interactive Multimedia means never having to use a cut-tag.

Bon wankapetit!



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[info]tianxiaode
2005-03-28 07:01 am UTC (link)
I thought it was this post that started the wank:

http://www.livejournal.com/community/food_porn/1117292.html

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[info]lyricalsoul
2005-03-28 07:05 am UTC (link)
It was. And the "salad-in-a-bed-pan" comment is still cracking me up hours later.

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[info]tianxiaode
2005-03-28 07:12 am UTC (link)
but it is!

seriously. make a pretty salad. isnt' that what food porn is about? carrots and arugula may be good, but not that interesting.

now, slug, OTOH...

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[info]lyricalsoul
2005-03-28 07:23 am UTC (link)
Ew, slug... and the nacho cheese in the crack thing. Thanks for being a total asshat, dude.

I think the mod is going to have to be very specific on this issue, because Mr. C0nsumer is going to nitpick and go with the "I've chosen not to" defense until someone holds him down and tatoos the instructions for an LJ-cut on the inside of his eyelids.

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[info]tianxiaode
2005-03-28 07:56 am UTC (link)
can i volunteer?

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[info]lyricalsoul
2005-03-28 08:05 am UTC (link)
Uh... see that long line of people stretched across a mile of rugged terrain?

Go to the end.

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[info]smo
2005-03-28 04:32 pm UTC (link)
Or, the mod could just ban his ass. That's what I'd do.

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[info]thebratqueen
2005-03-28 04:04 pm UTC (link)
Entirely possible. I came late to the party so the pic had already been resized and [info]delko seemed to be claiming credit for the kerfuffle.

What we need is a forensics team! CSI: Wankery!

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