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Bean ([info]beandelphiki) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-03-30 18:50:00
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Current mood:sick

Bad_Sex wank: Totally predictable
Over in the [info]bad_sex community, [info]lordxyyndragon posts about her best friend (who happens to be big, black and gay, for the record) and a female friend pulling the old bait-and-switch trick on a homophobe named Mike.

I suppose it's not bad_sex if you don't know about it.

The place blows up:

Yay for rape! People debate.

This would be wrong if Mike wasn't a homophobe, but since he is, it was great!

If Mike was a woman, we'd be throwing shitfits! And the first reply is someone giving icon love.

The OP tells everyone to STFU with the "rape" comments, already, which a few people "psssh" about.

Someone complains it sounds like a gay porno. Because all porno plots are teh_original.

Someone voices their TRUE concern: Why was it necessary to tell us that Andre is black?

Much fun is had by all.


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[info]moonjaguar
2005-03-31 02:55 am UTC (link)
What is it with "a women"? One woman, two women. Sheeshda.

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[info]beandelphiki
2005-03-31 02:59 am UTC (link)
...Oops. We're a bit fuzzy over here, don't mind us.

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(no subject) - [info]moonjaguar, 2005-03-31 03:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]beandelphiki, 2005-03-31 03:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]prettypinkkitty, 2005-03-31 03:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]beandelphiki, 2005-03-31 04:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]moonjaguar, 2005-03-31 04:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]beandelphiki, 2005-03-31 04:55 pm UTC

[info]xero_sky
2005-03-31 03:00 am UTC (link)
so you would think if you were having sex with a guy and he blindfolded you and then the whole football team came in and had a turn with you and just because you never realized it that would idealy be okay and not rape?

How would you not notice that?

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[info]iscoffy
2005-03-31 03:04 am UTC (link)
I think the real question is, if you were footballphobic, would it then be ok?

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(no subject) - [info]littlest_lurker, 2005-03-31 03:14 am UTC
Your icon! - [info]alpheratz, 2005-03-31 03:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2005-03-31 05:07 am UTC

[info]miss_kitten
2005-03-31 03:46 am UTC (link)
The fooshball players would have to tiptoe in.

It happened to me the other day. I didn't know about the gangbang until the next morning. They left grassy footprints all over my white shag. And...other places.

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[info]pokecheck
2005-03-31 08:32 am UTC (link)
Steroids shrank their bits?

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(no subject) - [info]jyuu, 2005-04-01 01:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pokecheck, 2005-04-01 10:45 am UTC

[info]ashenmote
2005-03-31 03:21 am UTC (link)
I'm over there in the unfunny 'yay for rape' corner, don't mind me.

In the meantime I wonder, did they have safe sex during that innovative little prank? I mean, I know, it's only RL and not fanfic, but still.

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[info]dark_puck
2005-03-31 03:35 am UTC (link)
In the meantime I wonder, did they have safe sex during that innovative little prank? I mean, I know, it's only RL and not fanfic, but still.

Can I have your babies?

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(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2005-03-31 03:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dark_puck, 2005-03-31 03:43 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-03-31 03:54 am UTC (link)
And tomakobriefs is even there! But she restricts herself to only one word. Still, I'm sure that if we looked hard enough, we could find a flaw in her logic...

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(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2005-03-31 03:58 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-31 04:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]loony666, 2005-03-31 04:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2005-03-31 12:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-03-31 09:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2005-03-31 11:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-04-01 07:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_clansmen, 2005-03-31 04:36 am UTC

[info]mistressrenet
2005-03-31 07:24 pm UTC (link)
::snicker::

I'm torn. Sleazy, yes. Not at all the sort of thing I want anyone I know doing. Not sure about rape-- and I wasn't sure about the John Stamos thing either. He consented to oral sex, he was blindfolded-- where was the friend? Agh. Too many weird questions for my usual knee-jerk reactions.

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Duck! It's a rant! - [info]ashenmote, 2005-04-01 12:12 am UTC
Re: Duck! It's a rant! - [info]beandelphiki, 2005-04-01 12:51 am UTC
Re: Duck! It's a rant! - [info]ashenmote, 2005-04-01 01:30 am UTC
Re: Duck! It's a rant! - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2005-04-03 02:26 am UTC

[info]judyhazeleyes
2005-03-31 03:27 am UTC (link)
Okay, all question of rape aside, does anyone else find that an incredibly idiotic way to deal with the resident homophobe? 'Gee, now that I've been fooled into a non-consensual sex act with a man, I feel much better about homosexuality! I don't feel at all justified in the incredibly skewed beliefs which most likely led to my fear in the first place! Thanks, guys!'

Besides, isn't it actual buttsecks that's been proven to cure all that ails? Study your fanfiction, people! Sheesh.

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[info]croik
2005-03-31 06:21 am UTC (link)
That's what I was thinking. I'm sure getting tricked into a blowjob is exactly what he needs to improve his attitude...

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[info]luckdragonfujur
2005-03-31 03:30 am UTC (link)
Sounds like a bad porny fic ô.o

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[info]miss_kitten
2005-03-31 03:34 am UTC (link)
That is a very articulate singing gerbil they've got running around in that comm.

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[info]hinata
2005-03-31 03:40 am UTC (link)
I wasn't personally involved with the Holocaust, but I still think it was a pretty shitty thing.

It's not true rape wank without a Godwin's law violation apparently. (Holocaust mentions count, yes?) Yes, because the ill-thought out prank on the resident homophobe (that, in all honesty didn't hurt him) is the same as the death and torture of millions of people.

(And, erm, was Andre in the room the whole time while Nicole was apparently giving this blowjob? Did this guy just go "Oh, the fag is watching, cool"?)

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[info]miss_kitten
2005-03-31 03:51 am UTC (link)
Well, Missy-Moo, I think the Holocaust was awesome. I wasn't personally involved but I feel I can still cheer retroactively. Rape is cool too. Bring on the rape.

***THIS MESSAGE BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE BUREAU OF TASTELESS SARCASM***

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(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2005-03-31 03:33 pm UTC

[info]eclair
2005-03-31 04:14 am UTC (link)
...
Your icon makes me feel like I'm about to degenerate into a drooling pile of cranberry slush.

♥ My little black heart approves.

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(no subject) - [info]arabel, 2005-03-31 04:49 am UTC
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[info]tetsuki
2005-03-31 05:49 am UTC (link)
OMGWTF.

I think you nearly killed me with your icon.

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[info]ruaki
2005-03-31 06:04 am UTC (link)
Chiming in with the icon love here. My roommate recently played the first one again after playing the third, and I completely forgot about that line until that tragic, tragic moment occurred. Yes. So wonderfully cheesy.

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(no subject) - [info]tetsuki, 2005-03-31 06:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hinata, 2005-03-31 07:17 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-03-31 03:55 am UTC (link)
I see "rape". Where is ginmar? I thought she had a radar for this kind of thing.

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(no subject) - [info]lurker32, 2005-03-31 04:42 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]miss_kitten, 2005-03-31 05:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2005-03-31 06:41 am UTC

[info]chaimonkey
2005-03-31 05:11 am UTC (link)
I am now afraid to post my spring break stories on there. Meep.

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[info]croik
2005-03-31 06:22 am UTC (link)
Was John Stamos beaten up in the feminist community over this same kind of thing not too long ago...?

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(no subject) - [info]gal_montag, 2005-03-31 07:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blue_linnet, 2005-03-31 10:46 am UTC

[info]kookaburra
2005-03-31 07:37 am UTC (link)
Wow. Um- I'm kind of seeing a bit of hypocracy. I mean, don't homophobes justify violence against homosexuals because they're homosexual, therefore not deserving of the same rights?

And now people are saying that because someone is a homophobe, they don't deserve the same rights as others to have sex with the specific person they consented to?

Of course, I realize that I am also a hypocrite, because I have difficulty feeling sorry for child molesters that get buggered in prison.

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[info]dreamtoday
2005-03-31 12:18 pm UTC (link)
.. I'm pretty sure I've read this story as a gay porn bit of slash a few years ago. Only instead of big black guy, it was just a big gay guy, who sucks the handcuffed homophobe off, then takes the homophobe's dick up his own arse, then ends up fucking the 'Mike' character up the arse while the original girl (sister to the big gay guy) spies on them through a keyhole and frigs off with a guilty pleasure of mild incestual lust thing.

okay where is this story? WHERE? does it come in video form? because it should.

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(no subject) - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2005-03-31 12:31 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]dreamtoday, 2005-03-31 05:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]greenling, 2005-03-31 09:57 pm UTC

[info]mastervex
2005-03-31 05:15 pm UTC (link)
That's a seriously messed-up thing to do to anybody, homophobic or not, male or female. And it really bothers me how many people are totally cool with it.

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(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2005-04-01 07:15 am UTC

  
   
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