Howdy! Recent lurker, first time poster. I've stumbled across this little religion wank on a comic book message board.

A member called Darkest's Light has a satirical quote on religion in his signature:

News Flash
"A parchment found last month threatens to destroy the entire Christian Faith if it proves to be Genuine. Thought to be the 'original' first page of the bible it reads:

The following story is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or dead is Purely coincedental....."

A simple joke, right? Not according to Mau Evig the Queen of cats! It's OMG christian bashing!! She isn't allowed to insult gay people or atheists, so why is this allowed!?

Other members: Um, chill out, it's just satire.

It goes downhill from there, with Mau thinking the quote shows people wanting Christianity to be destroyed, that 'Bible Belter' is an offensive term, and she got banned for flaming atheists but this is allowed? OMG DISCRIMINATION!!

And all the while people tell her to calm the hell down. Ahh, fun.

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	loopywafflehead 2005-03-31 02:29 pm UTC (link)
	I wish I were a member of that board. I want to tell her that as a worshipper of Bast, I am terribly offended by her use of the title "Queen of Cats". (Reply to this)(Thread)

	deoridhe 2005-03-31 02:44 pm UTC (link)
	Especially since she doesn't manage enough subtlety to be catty. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	kannaophelia 2005-03-31 02:40 pm UTC (link)
	So, Mau's not a Red Dwarf fan, then? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	llama_treats 2005-03-31 04:40 pm UTC (link)
	Obviously not, since she's had her sense of humor removed and replaced with righteous indignation. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Icon khym_chanur 2005-03-31 03:22 pm UTC (link)
	I asume that the girls in your icon are Yuki's ~~stalkers~~ fangirls from Fruits Basket? What's the symbol between "LOL" and "You"? Can't quite make it out. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: Icon aerobot 2005-03-31 03:46 pm UTC (link)
	It's 'LOL @ YOU'. I dunno who the girls are; I yoinked it from a member of f_w. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ashenmote 2005-03-31 03:38 pm UTC (link)
	If I were God, I would ~~pray~~ ~~hope~~ make it that the christian faith will be destroyed before this natural born offended can go to heaven and drive me to deicide. Or whatever the correct term is. (Reply to this)

	twocorpses 2005-03-31 03:50 pm UTC (link)
	I can't get past all the horrible spelling. "sattire"? (Reply to this)

	dark_puck 2005-03-31 04:29 pm UTC (link)
	Is it wrong that I find her 'OMG CHRISTIAN BASHING!' post amusing when her username comes from Bastet Mau, an Egyptian goddess? Hey, Mau Evig: You could never be the queen of cats. Cats will accept no queen. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	miss_kitten 2005-03-31 10:20 pm UTC (link)
	Damn straight! (Meow.) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	isntitironic 2005-03-31 04:36 pm UTC (link)
	I love how none of these people can spell 'satire'. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	mariagoner 2005-04-01 02:25 am UTC (link)
	Ann of Cleves icon = automatic awesome. Do you have one of ALL of Henry the VIII's wives? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	isntitironic 2005-04-01 08:12 pm UTC (link)
	I have them each individually. When I find a copy of The Terrible Tudors for download, I'm going to icon the 'Divorced, Beheaded, Died, Divorced, Beheaded, Survived' sequence. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2005-03-31 04:42 pm UTC (link)
	I love that she thinks that "destroy the entire Christian faith" means "kill all Xtians lyk OMG tehy wanna murder us!!!!1!". The reading comprehension, she ain't so good. (Reply to this)

	suziecroft 2005-03-31 07:49 pm UTC (link)
	It amuses me she keeps going on about "bible belting". I keep getting these mental pictures of obnoxious schoolboys being thwapped across the arse with a heavy leather-bound edition of the KJV. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	dark_puck 2005-03-31 08:16 pm UTC (link)
	That mental image makes me happy. I think I may be wrong in the head. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	birdyexmachina 2005-04-01 07:31 am UTC (link)
	If that's wrong in the head, I don't want to be right. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	mael 2005-03-31 11:48 pm UTC (link)
	Oh. Ooooh. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2005-04-01 02:08 am UTC (link)
	I love how she says "Jesus lover" like it's some sort of epithet... Because, y'know, Christians aren't supposed to love Jesus or anything like that. ¬.¬ But telling her to get out of my religion would be cruel and hypocritical, and even idiots don't deserve hell. Dammit, trying to be a good Christian really sucks! >.< - Little Mousie Blue (Reply to this)