Barnes & Noble Nazi sez: No Meetup For You!
Nothing like good local wank to make a shitty day slightly better.

Over in the Philadelphia LJ, everything seems set for a Meetup at the Barnes & Noble Friday night. That is, until megansbook throws a shit fit:

I would like to speak with you personally about this event as an employee and Community Relations Assistant at this B&N, I coordinate events. As Far as I know we are not slated to host this event.

I would urge you to contact me directly so we can discuss this further.

There is much WTF? to follow in the comments, grammar wank, and even an appearance by rfjason (who doesn't even live on the same COAST as the meetup) before the whole thing gets moved to Borders.

I'm sure the wank will continue for the rest of the week. Stay tuned!